Sunday, 3 September 2017

CARNI 17

THE SURPRISINGLY DECENT BRITISH WEATHER SWAYED ME TO PASS THROUGH NOTTING HILL CARNIVAL THIS YEAR. I WORE AN ADAM SELMAN INSPIRED SHEER FLORAL BLOUSE WITH MANDATORY DENIM PUM PUM SHORTS. IT WAS A FLOWERY, FEATHERY, FAT ASS FUN TIME.

KIM KARDASHIAN WEST x HARPER'S BAZAAR

"MORE POWER TO THE MOMS THAT LOOK REALLY GOOD, WORK REALLY HARD, DO WHAT THEY CAN SO THAT THEY STILL FEEL SEXY, STILL FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES. I DON’T THINK FOR A SECOND THAT BECAUSE YOU BECOME A MOM YOU CAN’T BE SEXY ANY MORE."

SK AIR

YESTERDAY SAW THE LAUNCH OF A MOROCCAN INSPIRED NIKE AIR MAX 97 BROUGHT TO US BY GRIME ARTIST SKEPTA. WITH A GLIMMERING IRIDESCENT UPPER, BOY BETTER KNOW - THESE ARE SPICY LIKE THE SOUK.

SHE'S BAD

WE REMEMBERED THE BIRTH AND THE DEATH OF TWO SIGNIFICANT FIGURES IN HISTORY EARLIER THIS WEEK. HERE'S TO TWO OF THE BADDEST - MJ & HIS DIRTY DIANA.

TEYANA TAYLOR x GQ

"ISSA COVER GIRL. YOU COULD LOOK AT IT! AS LONG AS U DON'T GRAB ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!"

Sunday, 20 August 2017

POETIC PUNANI

I'M ASHAMED TO SAY I'VE NEVER WATCHED POETIC JUSTICE PROPERLY FROM START TO FINISH, THAT WAS UNTIL YESTERDAY. MY FAVOURITE PART HAD TO BE PHENOMENAL WOMAN JANET JACKSON, AKA JUSTICE, EXCHANGING SOME STRAIGHTS UPS WITH TUPAC. IT WAS FRAGRANT.  

I WEAR THE TROUSERS

FINALLY WORE MY SHEER PLEATED ZARA TROUSERS LAST NIGHT. IT WAS ONE OF THE ITEMS THAT WAS HANGING IN MY WARDROBE FOR AGES, TAGS ON AND JUST LUSTING FOR THE RIGHT OCCASION - IN THIS CASE MY COUSIN'S BIRTHDAY DINNER. I PAIRED THEM WITH A SIMPLE BANDEAU AND MY MOSCHINO CAMO CHAIN BAG. HIP HIP HOORAY.

STUNTIN LIKE MY ZADDY

FRESH OFF THE SUCCESS OF BODAK YELLOW AND STILL CLIMBING, CARDI B TREATS HERSELF TO A FRESHLY SQUEEZED ORANGE BENTLEY. STRAIGHT UP CASH PAYMENT, SHE DON'T DANCE NOW SHE MAKE MONEY MOVES.

Friday, 18 August 2017

RIP BRUCE FORSYTH

IT WAS NICE TO WATCH YOU, TO WATCH YOU, NICE.

Tuesday, 8 August 2017

I KNOW YOU WANNA SEE ME NAKED

RIHANNA WAS A BEAUTIFUL BAJAN BIRD OF PARADISE AT THIS YEARS CROP OVER AND CHRIS BROWN WANTS TO DO IT OVER *EYES EMOJI*

TASTE FILM

ON SATURDAY EVENING I PUT ON MY GOOD JEANS, GRABBED MY LV AND UBERED MY ASS TO A SEX & THE CITY MOVIE SCREENING. IT WAS SERVED UP WITH A 5* FOUR COURSE MEAL AND CARRIE WORTHY COCKTAILS COURTESY OF TASTE FILM. IF YOU KNOW ME, YOU KNOW I'M VERY OBSESSED WITH THE GIRLS SO THIS TICKED ALL MY BOXES. THE MENU WAS CLEVERLY CATERED TO SCENES IN THE FILM WHERE DISHES AND DRINKS ARRIVED ON CUE. AS SAMANTHA WOULD SAY, IT WAS 'FABULOUS'. 

Sunday, 6 August 2017

MI SOON COME

DONNING THE T-SHIRT FOR JAMAICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY. STILL VERY HIGH ON MY WISH LIST OF PLACES TO STAMP IN MY PASSPORT.

Sunday, 30 July 2017

OLD SCHOOL SUNDAYS

THEY SAY 'IF THE LOVE DOESN'T FEEL LIKE 90s R&B I DON'T WANT IT'. I TUNE INTO DJ TREVOR NELSON ON BBC 1XTRA EVERY SUNDAY WHERE HE BRINGS THIS STATEMENT TO LIFE. HIS PLAYLIST NEVER FAILS TO STIR ME UP.

LOYALTY

I SAID I'M GEEKED AND I'M FIRED UP. ALL I WANT TONIGHT IS JUST TO GET HIGH UP. GIRL YOU LOOK SO GOOD IT'S TO DIE FOR. OOH THAT PUSSY GOOD IT'S TO DIE FOR.

GIRLS TRIP

I WENT TO SEE THIS FLICK FRIDAY NIGHT WITH MY GIRL NO LESS. IT WAS A FILTHY, FRIENDLY, LAUGH A MINUTE STORY WITH PLENTY OF (NON CORNY) ESSENCE AT THE FEST. 

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