Monday, 25 September 2017

WORDS OF WISDOM

SO I'VE BEEN COMPLETELY OUT OF ACTION THIS PAST WEEK AFTER WISDOM TEETH EXTRACTIONS. I NEVER ANTICIPATED THE EXCRUCIATING PAIN THAT WOULD FOLLOW A PRETTY ROUTINE PROCEDURE, HOWEVER ONE OF MY TEETH WAS PARTICULARLY AWKWARD. GROWING SIDEWAYS, IT REQUIRED SOME FLESH DISSECTING/BONE REMOVING/GUM STITCHING. I THEN WENT ON TO DEVELOP 'DRY SOCKET' FOLLOWED CLOSELY BY AN INFECTION. IT'S BEEN FACE INFLATING JAW DROPPING STUFF.

BLAZER GANG

I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO BE ABLE TO JOIN A FRIEND FOR LONDON FASHION WEEK THIS YEAR. WE SKIPPED AROUND LONDON SIPPING PLENTY BUBBLES, ATTENDED A FEW PRESENTATIONS AND SAT FROW AT THE SHOWS. TAKING INSPO FROM RECENT LOOKS OF RIHANNA, ADRIANA LIMA, KELLY ROWLAND AND HAILEY BALDWIN -I CHOSE TO GO WITH A SEXY RELAXED LOOK. TEAMING A HERITAGE CHECK TOPSHOP BLAZER WITH 90s LEVIS JEANS AND THE ALL IMPORTANT 'DESIGNER' INJECTIONS OF A CLASSIC NYLON PRADA BAG AND A HINT OF SOME CALVIN KLEIN CLEAVAGE. 

SHOE IT FOR THE GRAM

I INSTANTLY DROOLED OVER THESE SPORTY CHIC ANKLE STRAP LOGO HEELS FROM VERSACE. DOUBLE TAP, I'D NEVER FORGET TO USE THESE RUBBERS.

Sunday, 10 September 2017

FENTY BEAUTY

"MAKE-UP IS THERE FOR YOU TO HAVE FUN WITH; IT SHOULD NEVER FEEL LIKE PRESSURE. IT SHOULD NEVER FEEL LIKE A UNIFORM. FEEL FREE TO TAKE CHANCES, AND TAKE RISKS, AND DARE TO DO SOMETHING NEW OR DIFFERENT."

Sunday, 3 September 2017

CARNI 17

THE SURPRISINGLY DECENT BRITISH WEATHER SWAYED ME TO PASS THROUGH NOTTING HILL CARNIVAL THIS YEAR. I WORE AN ADAM SELMAN INSPIRED SHEER FLORAL BLOUSE WITH MANDATORY DENIM PUM PUM SHORTS. IT WAS A FLOWERY, FEATHERY, FAT ASS FUN TIME.

KIM KARDASHIAN WEST x HARPER'S BAZAAR

"MORE POWER TO THE MOMS THAT LOOK REALLY GOOD, WORK REALLY HARD, DO WHAT THEY CAN SO THAT THEY STILL FEEL SEXY, STILL FEEL GOOD ABOUT THEMSELVES. I DON’T THINK FOR A SECOND THAT BECAUSE YOU BECOME A MOM YOU CAN’T BE SEXY ANY MORE."

SK AIR

YESTERDAY SAW THE LAUNCH OF A MOROCCAN INSPIRED NIKE AIR MAX 97 BROUGHT TO US BY GRIME ARTIST SKEPTA. WITH A GLIMMERING IRIDESCENT UPPER, BOY BETTER KNOW - THESE ARE SPICY LIKE THE SOUK.

SHE'S BAD

WE REMEMBERED THE BIRTH AND THE DEATH OF TWO SIGNIFICANT FIGURES IN HISTORY EARLIER THIS WEEK. HERE'S TO TWO OF THE BADDEST - MJ & HIS DIRTY DIANA.

TEYANA TAYLOR x GQ

"ISSA COVER GIRL. YOU COULD LOOK AT IT! AS LONG AS U DON'T GRAB ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!"

Sunday, 20 August 2017

POETIC PUNANI

I'M ASHAMED TO SAY I'VE NEVER WATCHED POETIC JUSTICE PROPERLY FROM START TO FINISH, THAT WAS UNTIL YESTERDAY. MY FAVOURITE PART HAD TO BE PHENOMENAL WOMAN JANET JACKSON, AKA JUSTICE, EXCHANGING SOME STRAIGHTS UPS WITH TUPAC. IT WAS FRAGRANT.  

I WEAR THE TROUSERS

FINALLY WORE MY SHEER PLEATED ZARA TROUSERS LAST NIGHT. IT WAS ONE OF THE ITEMS THAT WAS HANGING IN MY WARDROBE FOR AGES, TAGS ON AND JUST LUSTING FOR THE RIGHT OCCASION - IN THIS CASE MY COUSIN'S BIRTHDAY DINNER. I PAIRED THEM WITH A SIMPLE BANDEAU AND MY MOSCHINO CAMO CHAIN BAG. HIP HIP HOORAY.

STUNTIN LIKE MY ZADDY

FRESH OFF THE SUCCESS OF BODAK YELLOW AND STILL CLIMBING, CARDI B TREATS HERSELF TO A FRESHLY SQUEEZED ORANGE BENTLEY. STRAIGHT UP CASH PAYMENT, SHE DON'T DANCE NOW SHE MAKE MONEY MOVES.

Friday, 18 August 2017

RIP BRUCE FORSYTH

IT WAS NICE TO WATCH YOU, TO WATCH YOU, NICE.

Tuesday, 8 August 2017

I KNOW YOU WANNA SEE ME NAKED

RIHANNA WAS A BEAUTIFUL BAJAN BIRD OF PARADISE AT THIS YEARS CROP OVER AND CHRIS BROWN WANTS TO DO IT OVER *EYES EMOJI*

TASTE FILM

ON SATURDAY EVENING I PUT ON MY GOOD JEANS, GRABBED MY LV AND UBERED MY ASS TO A SEX & THE CITY MOVIE SCREENING. IT WAS SERVED UP WITH A 5* FOUR COURSE MEAL AND CARRIE WORTHY COCKTAILS COURTESY OF TASTE FILM. IF YOU KNOW ME, YOU KNOW I'M VERY OBSESSED WITH THE GIRLS SO THIS TICKED ALL MY BOXES. THE MENU WAS CLEVERLY CATERED TO SCENES IN THE FILM WHERE DISHES AND DRINKS ARRIVED ON CUE. AS SAMANTHA WOULD SAY, IT WAS 'FABULOUS'. 

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