Saturday, 31 July 2010

IF YOU NEED A FIX

WHEN PEOPLE MEET ME FOR THE FIRST TIME AND ASK ME ABOUT SOME OF MY FAVE PASTIMES I'LL OFTEN MENTION MY CORNY RHYME, SOME OF YOU MAY EVEN BE FAMILIAR WITH IT: 
"MY NAME'S NISHA AND I LIKE SMOKING SHISHA."

NOW HERE'S THE SCIENCE BIT, SHISHA (AKA HOOKAH) IS BASICALLY A WATER PIPE, POPULAR IN MANY ARAB COUNTRIES, IN WHICH FRUIT-FLAVOURED TOBACCO IS BURNT USING COAL, PASSED THROUGH AN ORNATE WATER VESSEL AND INHALED THROUGH A HOSE - GOT THAT?

FOR THOSE OF YOU THAT ARE AWARE OF MY, LET'S CALL IT A 'SOCIAL HABIT', YOU'VE EITHER ALREADY NICKNAMED ME SHISHA/KNOW THAT I SMOKE IT AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK/HAVE HAD THE PLEASURE OF SMOKING WITH ME/HAVE WITNESSED ME IN MY ELEMENT. BLISS. IT'S SOMETHING I'VE DONE SINCE THE TENDER AGE OF 16 AND IT WAS LOVE AT FIRST PUFF. PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK HOW IT MAKES ME FEEL. WELL, I RELAX, KICK BACK, WIND DOWN, BITCH N BABBLE AND ZONE OUT. YOU MIGHT MEET FOR A DRINK OR A COFFEE TO CATCH UP WITH YOUR PEOPLES, ME, I GO HIT THE PIPE, LOL.

SHISHA GOES DOWN A TREAT AT HOUSE PARTIES AS MY FRIENDS DEMONSTRATED IN THIS HERE GIGGLY VIDEO. A SHISHA SONG IN MY HONOR AND IT GOES A LIL SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

THERE ARE A ZILLION FLAVOURS TO CHOOSE FROM, BUT MY TOP 5 IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER ARE: MINT, ROSE, BLUEBERRY, COCONUT AND LEMON, OH AND COKE, SO THAT'S 6. YOU CAN MIX EM UP TOO, JUST LIKE A COCKTAIL. 

P.S. WHEN YOU SHARE YOUR SHISHA, DON'T FORGET THE GOLDEN RULE LIKE I OFTEN DO, PUFF PUFF PASS...

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