Wednesday, 13 October 2010

HAIR DONE, NAILS DONE, EVERYTHING (NEARLY) PACKED

THE BIG REVEAL. I'M GOING TO EGYPT TOMORROW. THE GIRLS AND I ARE OFF TO NAAMA BAY, SHARM EL SHEIKH FOR A WEEK. NOT TO RUB IT IN OR ANYTHING BUT THE CURRENT TEMPERATURE STANDS AT 36 DEGREES CELSIUS, ERM HOT THEN. SO I JUST WANTED TO SAY FAREWELL AND LEAVE YOU WITH A PARTING POST OF MY PRE-HOLIDAY PEDI/MANI AND HALF PACKED TRUSTY POLKA DOT SUITCASE. I HAVEN'T BEEN BEFORE SO WHEN I THINK OF EGYPT I THINK OF MICHAEL JACKSON'S REMEMBER THE TIME VIDEO, ALTHOUGH THAT'S PROBABLY NOT GOING TO BARE ANY DEPICTION OF WHAT TO EXPECT IS IT? NO NISHA. WELL I'VE BEEN GIVEN 6 TOP TIPS FROM A FRIEND WHO'S JUST RETURNED SO THAT MIGHT SERVE ME BETTER. SEE YOU GUYS ON THE OTHER SIDE, WHO KNOWS I MAY RETURN A MARRIED WOMAN.

P.S. THE NAILS HAVE BEEN LACQUERED WITH AMERICAN APPAREL'S 'MOUSE' SHADE.

  1. ALL THE MEN ARE HUNGRY SO YOU GIRLS WILL GET HARASSED EVERY 2 SECS AND GET AT LEAST 10 MARRIAGE PROPOSALS BY THE END OF THE FIRST DAY.
  2. NEVER ACCEPT THE FIRST PRICE FOR ANYTHING AND HAGGLE UNTIL...IT'S FREE.
  3. THEY USE AMERICAN ADAPTORS FOR THE PLUGS.
  4. YOU HAVE TO BE RUDE IF THEY DON'T LISTEN SO THEY KNOW YOU MEAN BUSINESS. 
  5. THERE ARE MORE RUSSIANS THERE THAN EGYPTIANS. 
  6. ALSO WHEN U GO TO HARD ROCK CAFE ASK FOR A SECURITY GUY CALLED FARIS, TELL HIM YOU KNOW ME, HE'S LOVELY SO HE WILL LOOK AFTER YOU GIRLS.

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