Thursday, 29 December 2011

MY DRINK

DISARONNO. ITALIAN LIQUEUR FLAVORED WITH HERBS AND FRUITS SOAKED IN APRICOT KERNEL OIL. I HAVE MINE USUALLY WITH COKE, SOMETIMES WITH APPLE JUICE, EXPERIMENTED IN SOME MINT TEA, MIXED IN A COCKTAIL, AS A SHOT OR ON THE ROCKS. WE'VE EVEN PET NAMED IT 'DESI'. THIS DRINK KISSES MY INSIDES. 

STEALING SPOTS

IT'S OFFICIAL, THE LEOPARD PRINT TREND HAS TRULY CROSSED OVER. FEELING FELINE ARE SWIZZY, DRIZZY, WEEZY AND YEEZY WHO ARE ALL UNLEASHING THEIR ANIMALS FROM WITHIN. HEY, WE COULD START CALLING IT THE 'MANIMAL' TREND. I MADE THAT UP OKAY.

Tuesday, 27 December 2011

A FRIENDLY REMINDER

A MONTH AGO I TOLD YOU BOUT MY PEOPLES BARBIE VS ACTION MAN NEW YEARS EVE PARTY. WELL, NOW THAT CHRISTMAS IS OVER THIS SHOULD BE ON YOUR MIND. IT'S JUST A MATTER OF DAYS AWAY SO GET SMART AND GET TO BOOKING!! SATURDAY NIGHT, BRING YOUR PEOPLE, I'LL BE THERE WITH MY PEOPLE, AND WE CAN ALL BE HAPPY SHINY DRESSED UP PEOPLE. TICKET INFO AT THIS LINK AND COSTUME IDEAS COLLATED HERE. C'MON I MADE IT EASY FOR YOU.

LATELY

...ALL IT'S BEEN IS WORK. DIDN'T FEEL MUCH FESTIVE THIS CHRISTMAS. I WANNA DO HOW SNOOPY DO, KICK WAY BACK AND JUST REST A WHILE.

Sunday, 25 December 2011

HO HO HO-VA

WISHING EACH AND EVERY ONE OF MY READERS A VERY HAPPY CHRISTMAS. MAKE IT MEAN MORE THAN BIG PIMPIN' AND SPENDIN' G'S!

CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW TO GIVE IT THAT

YOU DA ONE. YES THE VIDEO IS 'DA ONE'. WITH A CLOCKWORK ORANGE TYPE INSPIRATION, RIHANNA PUFFS IT OUT, POKES IT OUT AND SUGGESTIVELY GRABS HER CROTCH MORE TIMES THAN MJ EVER DID IN HIS WHOLE CAREER. THE BLONDE BOB, BOWLER HAT AND BRACES ARE WORN WITH ATTITUDE AND GRACE ALL AT THE SAME TIME. I WAS FIXATED.

Saturday, 24 December 2011

DRESS OF THE DAY

FAB'S ON/OFF LADY, LOVE & HIP HOP STAR EMILY B ROCKED A TURQUOISE CUT-OUT FIGURE-HUGGER FROM ASOS AT A LAUNCH PARTY IN NYC RECENTLY. LOOKS LUSH AGAINST HER CASCADING TRESSES TOO.

BIRTHDAY SHOUT TO

TO THE SPECIAL LADY IN MY LIFE...

Tuesday, 20 December 2011

LOL OF THE DAY

MISS PIGGY FINDS A FOOLPROOF EXCUSE.

ALL WRAPPED UP

EACH YEAR I LOVINGLY THEME MY CHRISTMAS WRAPPING PAPER. YEAR BEFORE LAST IT WAS MAGICAL DISNEY PRINCESSES, LAST YEAR I RECYCLED POLKA DOT BROWN PAPER BAG PACKAGING, THIS YEAR I'VE GONE ALL ROMANTIC WITH ROSES ARE RED. I LIKE MY GIFTS TO LOOK EXTRA APPEALING (EVEN EDIBLE LIKE A JUICY BURGER IN SOME CASES) YOU GOTTA ADD TO THE ANTICIPATION OF THE SURPRISE...

Sunday, 18 December 2011

COUNTDOWN

DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT'S CHRISTMAS IN A MATTER OF DAYS, THOUGHT THIS MIGHT HELP.

LESSON OF MY WEEKEND

WHEN THE WORLD SAYS "GIVE UP", HOPE WHISPERS "TRY ONE MORE TIME".

BOXED ON THE BOX

BEEN WATCHING KNEE DEEP IN DRAMA LOVE & HIP HOP SEASON 2 AND I'M FEELING FOR THE NEW GIRL IN TOWN WHO GOT FIERCELY PUNCHED, JUELZ SANTANA'S LADY, KIMBELLA. LET'S WISH HER LUCK IN THE UPCOMING EPISODES.

THAT T

I'VE SEEN EM ALL IN IT. THAT YSL TEE. A VOGUISH XMAS PRESENT FOR YOUR WANNA BE RAPPER BOYFRIEND, LOGO FIEND, TREND HUNTER OR ERM ME.

KT

ILLUSTRATOR KT SMAIL IS SCOTTISH BORN BUT NOW RESIDES IN NYC WHERE SHE CONTINUES TO DRAW 'TRAGIC GIRLS WITH BROKEN HEARTS, FARAWAY LOVERS AND DUSTY DRESSES...' FINE BY ME, THEY'RE DREAMY ILLUSTRATIONS THAT KINDA WARMED MY HEART.




Wednesday, 14 December 2011

SEASON'S GREETINGS

I LIKE NOT SENDING REGULAR CHRISTMAS CARDS, THEY'VE GOTTA HAVE A KITSCH FACTOR. THE TYPE OF CARD WHERE, INSTEAD OF OPENING IT UP INSTANTLY TO SEE WHO IT'S FROM, YOU ACTUALLY FIND YOURSELF DISTRACTED BY THE DESIGN. 

Monday, 12 December 2011

DOSED UP

AND TRYNA FIGHT THE EFFECTS OF THIS LINGERING COLD WITH A TISSUE THAT SEEMS TO BE PERMANENTLY AFFIXED TO MY LEAKING NOSE.

Saturday, 10 December 2011

HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT

THIS WHOLE 'STAYING IN IS THE NEW GOING OUT' THING APPEARS TO BE TRUE.

LIKE THE TEE AND THE TRACK

JUST WANTED TO SHARE THIS MMM MOSCHINO LOGO TEE THAT WALE WEARS IN HIS NEW VIDEO 'LOTUS FLOWER BOMB' FEATURING MIGUEL.

WELCOME MAN

SO A TOPMAN HAS OPENED IN MY STORE. FINALLY SOMETHING FOR THE GENTS AND (TBH) SOMETHING FOR US LADIES WHO WERE SICK OF SEEING ONLY LADIES. I'D BUY THESE BITS TOO - I LIKE TO CROSSOVER + I LOVE HOW THEY CATER FOR THE XXS's.

LET'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE

SEEN ANYONE DO UP THEIR HOUSE LIKE THIS DURING XMAS? THIS ONE EXISTS IN MARYLAND, AMERICA. IT'S NOT JUST WHAT'S ON THE INSIDE THAT COUNTS, CLEARLY.

Wednesday, 7 December 2011

I LIKE HIM A LITTLE MORE THAN I DID BEFORE

I THINK ME AND TINIE TEMPAH WOULD GET ALONG VERY WELL. I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT. AFTER READING HIS BOOK I FEEL LIKE I REALLY KNOW HIM (I THINK THAT WAS HIS AIM HERE). WE HAVE MUCH IN COMMON. HE LOVES TEA, SO DO I. HE LOVES NIKE BLAZERS, AS DO I. HE ONLY HAS FREEVIEW, HEY, ME TOO. THERE'S ONE PARAGRAPH IN HIS BOOK THOUGH THAT I REALLY RATE AND IT CAME UNDER THE 'DATING' CHAPTER. HE REALLY HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD AND I WISH ALL GUYS HAD THIS POINT OF VIEW. ALL IN ALL IT WAS A VERY HONEST, INSIGHTFUL, EARNEST AND SWEET DREAMING BEDTIME READING BOOK.

"BOYS, WHEN IT COMES TO GIRLS, HERE'S MY ADVICE: BE YOURSELF, ABOVE EVERYTHING. THE CHANCES ARE THAT IF SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO MAINTAIN EVERYTHING YOU PUT ACROSS WHEN YOU FIRST MEET. THE MINUTE YOU CHANGE, THAT'S WHEN PROBLEMS START. TELL HER WHATEVER'S ON YOUR MIND. HOWEVER YOU FEEL ABOUT HER, SAY IT..."

ROZAY

THERE'S JUST SOMETHIN' ABOUT HIM. OK MIGHT NOT BE HIS BELLY BUT THAT SLICK CONSUMING VOICE OF HIS CERTAINLY HAS AN EFFECT ON ME. I'D PROUDLY WEAR HIS PORTRAIT ON A DEERDANA FRESH WHITE TEE.

WEAVE ENVY

CAUGHT A NIGHT WITH BEYONCÉ ON SUNDAY - A SPECIAL SHOW IN WHICH GLOBAL SUPERSTAR B PERFORMED SOME HER BEST-KNOWN HITS IN FRONT OF AN INTIMATE AUDIENCE AND TOOK (A FEW, NOT JUICY ENOUGH) QUESTIONS FROM THE CROWD. WEAVE OR NOT, DAMN I WANTED HER CURLY WHIRLS.

Sunday, 4 December 2011

CAN'T GET ENOUGH

J. COLE SAYS SHE SAID:

THE CHRISTMAS PARTY

THE FESTIVE SEASON IS UPON US AND I, LIKE SO MANY OF YOU I IMAGINE, ARE WONDERING WHAT TO WEAR TO THE WORK CHRISTMAS PARTY. WHATEVER YOUR CHOICE GET INTO THE SPIRIT AND SHOWER YOURSELF IN HIGH OCTANE GLAMOUR, BLINDING SEQUINS AND A SPRINKLING OF SPARKLES. BASICALLY, DRESS LIKE A TASTEFUL CHRISTMAS TREE.

PEEK-A-BUM

SNAPPED THIS IN AN IRANIAN RESTAURANT THE OTHER WEEK. NO CLUE WHO THE ARTIST IS. CHEEKY, CHARMING AND RIGHT UP MY STREET.

GAIUS CHARLES

PEEPED HIM ON THE BOX. WHAT A CUTIE PIE.

SLEEPING IT OFF

OUT ALL NIGHT FRIDAY TILL THE VERY EARLY HOURS, LED TO BEING ASLEEP ALL DAY SATURDAY TILL THE VERY EVENING HOURS. IT FELT SOO GOOD. I RESTED CAREFREE AND SMILING.

Thursday, 1 December 2011

COME HERE FOR THE NEW YEAR

IT'S ONLY A MONTH AWAY SO IF YOU AIN'T MADE PLANS ALREADY I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS NYE JAM. GOODIE BAGS, SHOT GIRLS, RAFFLE AND DRINKS PROMO, MAKE YOU WANNA DANCE DJ'S, FIREWORKS WITH A WHOA LONDON VIEW, SHISHA (WHERE YOU MIGHT FIND ME) AND A WHOLE 'DOLLY MIXTURE' OF BARBIE AND ACTION MAN COSTUME-CLAD PEOPLE. DON'T DITHER, DETAILS BELOW. 

CONFESSIONS

IT'S TRUE. I NO LONGER WORK IN A 'SNEAKER STORE' BUT THOSE SOLES STILL HOLD A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART (ESPECIALLY THOSE THAT LOOK LIKE THIS). 

AFTER SCHOOL WATCHING MEMORIES

DARIA, THAT SMART CYNICAL AND SOMEWHAT BITTER TEENAGER WHO DIDN'T GIVE A.

SEXY-SWEATERS

GRETA AND ALEC PUT THEIR INGENIOUS HEADS TOGETHER AND ARE DESIGNING A WHOLE BUNCH OF IMAGINARY SWEATERS. HENCE YOU CANNOT BUY THEM AND THEREFORE YOU CANNOT WEAR THEM...YET. MAN I COULDN'T STOP LOOKING AND I COULDN'T STOP WANTING. IT WAS QUITE TORMENTING. 

SCREEN PRINT BY SERGE SEIDLITZ

WHEN IT ALL GETS MAD AND HECTIC, WHEN YOU GET NERVOUS AND PANIC, WHEN THE STRAIN IS TOO MUCH TO TAKE AND YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE WORLD IS CRUMBLING AROUND YOU, TRY, JUST TRY, TO KEEP...

Monday, 28 November 2011

FENDI, FENDI, PRADA

I'VE ALWAYS L.O.V.E.D. CARRIE'S RED HOT 35TH BIRTHDAY OUTFIT IN SEX AND THE CITY'S SEASON 4 EPISODE 1. IT'S SAD NO ONE SHOWED UP. IT WAS A 'POWDER BLUE FENDI COAT AND PRADA TWO-PIECE PARTY POOPER'.

Saturday, 26 November 2011

ROSA'S REAR

VIDEO VIXEN ROSA ACOSTA GIVES US A BAREFACED PIECE OF ASS (TYPO) ADVICE.

CHERRY CHAIR

STAYING IN ON A SATURDAY NIGHT WOULDN'T SEEM SO BAD IN THIS CHAIR. IT'S CHEERFUL AND WAS DESIGNED BY ZUTTO - AN ILLUSTRATOR AND DESIGNER FROM RUSSIA. I'VE HEARD RUSSIANS USE CHERRIES TO SWEETEN THEIR TEA AND IN TURN HE'S MADE A VERY SWEET CHAIR. IT'S £1595 THOUGH. DID I JUST POP YOUR CHERRY?

Friday, 25 November 2011

LISTEN

EVERY FRIDAY 8-9PM ON WWW.BLAST-RADIO.CO.UK CATCH THE TALENTS OF MY YOUNGER SISTER PLAYING THE VERY FINEST IN REAL SOULFUL HIP-HOP, SHE COVERS SOME ENGAGING TOPICS TOO - TODAY'S BEING 'BODY LANGUAGE'. GET INVOLVED, SUPPORT A SOUL SISTA...

Thursday, 24 November 2011

IN THE HARNESS

TODAY I WORE MY CHEEKY VELVET HARNESS CORSET TO WORK. TEAMED IT WITH MY FLANNEL SHIRT TO REMOVE THE RISQUÉ FACTOR A LITTLE. LOVE THE UNDERWEAR/OUTERWEAR THING. COMES IN A COUPLE OTHER COLOURS TOO, BLACK'S SOLD OUT. SORRY.

GRAFFITI ON WHEELS

BEEN MEANING TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU ALL. SNAPPED THIS INKED UP CAR OUT N BOUT IN PORTOBELLO ROAD - ONE OF THOSE BLOG LIGHTBULB MOMENTS. 

TURKEY THURSDAY

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL MY AMERICAN READERS. I'M THANKFUL TO YOU ALL FOR READING!

Wednesday, 23 November 2011

EAT MY PUSSY

SORRY I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF, BUT WHAT I'M ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT IS HELLO KITTY SUSHI. WITH THE INCLUDED ROLLER, RICE SCOOPER, KITTY SHAPERS AND AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL YOUR DINNER PARTY WILL BE 'THE CAT'S WHISKERS'.

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