Saturday, 30 April 2011

HOLY SMOKE

MODELS JESSICA HART AND LYDIA HEARST SHOT BY DANISH FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER MARC HOM. IF SOMEONE NEEDS HELP LIGHTING THEIR CIGARETTE TONIGHT, HELP A 'SISTER' OUT.

Friday, 29 April 2011

GOING TO THE CHAPEL, AND WE'RE, GOING TO GET MARRIED

I CAME HOME FROM WORK, GRABBED A BAG OF FIRE ROASTED CHILLI TORTILLA CHIPS AND SETTLED INTO BED TO WATCH HIGHLIGHTS OF THE ROYAL WEDDING. NOW OFFICIALLY A MRS, KATE MIDDLETON LOOKED PRINCESS PERFECT IN A LACE AND SATIN ALEXANDER McQUEEN GOWN AS SHE WALKED THE NEVER-ENDING AISLE TO WED HER HANDSOME PRINCE WILLIAM. EVEN GUESTS DAVID AND VICTORIA BECKHAM WOWED CROWDS AND PUMPED THE POSH FACTOR TO THE MAX. EVERYTHING FROM THE MOVING CEREMONY AT WESTMINSTER ABBEY TO THE DOUBLE SMOOCH ON THE BUCKINGHAM PALACE BALCONY SEEMED TO GO WITHOUT A HITCH, THE ONLY PERSON MISSING WAS DIANA WHO NO DOUBT WOULD HAVE BEEN IMMENSELY PROUD. IT WAS SWEET TO SEE THEM SEEMED COMPLETELY IN AWE OF ONE ANOTHER THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE SHEBANG, HOORAY FOR REAL LOVE. THE COUPLE WERE DRIVEN AWAY IN A CLASSIC BLUE ASTON MARTIN, READY TO BEGIN A NEW CHAPTER IN THEIR HOPEFULLY, EVERLASTING FAIRY TALE.

Thursday, 28 April 2011

HRH NAILS

AS IF YOU DIDN'T ALREADY KNOW, TOMORROW IS THE ROYAL WEDDING. I'M PISSED THAT I'M WORKING BECAUSE I ACTUALLY WANTED TO WATCH WILL N KATE GET WED. OH WELL, I'LL CATCH THE REGAL REPEATS THAT WILL SURELY FOLLOW. IN ANTICIPATION OF THE BIG DAY, WHY NOT HONOUR THE PRINCE AND PRINCESS AND POP ON SOME CEREMONIAL NAIL DECALS. NO? THOUGHT NOT.

Wednesday, 27 April 2011

GO BESTIE, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY

TO MY PARTNER IN CRIME, MY OTHER HALF, MY RIDE OR DIE, MY BESTIE, MY GIIIRL, ALIYA. AS FAR AS BIRTHDAY WISHES GO, I KNOW THIS SCENARIO WOULD MAKE THE TOP FIDDY. WELL FASHIONISHA IS ALWAYS AROUND TO HELP THOSE DREAMS COME TRUE. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. XOXO

Tuesday, 26 April 2011

TAKE ME ON A TOUR-NAIRE

I'VE JUST THIS VERY SECONDO DISCOVERED PHILIPPE TOURNAIRE AND HIS, HAD ME SPEECHLESS, ARCHITECTURAL INSPIRED RING COLLECTION. THIS FRENCH JEWELLER COMBINES HIS CLEVER CRAFTSMANSHIP TO BRING ARABIC PALACES, ENGLISH MANSIONS AND CHINESE SHRINES, STRAIGHT TO YOUR FINGER TIPS (WELL NEAR ENOUGH). THEY MIGHT COST YOU THE SAME AS AN AIRFARE WOULD, BUT NOT TO WORRY, I FOUND AN OH SO SIMILAR VERSION BY FREEDOM AT TOPSHOP. JUST THE TICKET!

Monday, 25 April 2011

DESIGNER GARBAGE

I HAVE NO IDEA IF THIS IF FOR REAL OR NOT, JUST AN IMAGE I STUMBLED UPON. BUT THROW THE TRASH IN THIS LV BIN BAG AND YOU COULD REALLY SAY YOUR SHIT DON'T STINK.

THE BEAUTY AND THE BAD BOY

WE HAVE A SEX AND THE CITY BOXSET AT WORK (NOTHING TO DO WITH ME) AND SO EVERY LUNCHTIME YOU KNOW WHAT I BE DOING. IT'S IN THE FINAL EPISODES OF SEASON 6 WHERE I HEARD AND INSTANTLY FELL FOR THIS SONG. LA BELLE ET LE BAD BOY BY MC SOLAAR, IS A RICH AND RAW TRACK THAT PLAYS AS CARRIE LEAVES HER SELFISH WORK CONSUMED BOYFRIEND IN THE FORM OF ALEXANDER PETROVSKY IN PARIS AND IS RESCUED BY BIG WHO TELLS HER SHE'S THE ONE AND TAKES HER BACK TO NEW YORK CITY. HAPPY ENDINGS AT THEIR FINEST.

Sunday, 24 April 2011

PEEK-A-BOOB

THIS IMAGE IS FROM THE DIMEPIECE DESIGNS HOMEPAGE. MINUS THE CORPSE LOOKING CHICK, I REALLY DO FANCY THAT CAGED BRA/BIKINI TOP. STYLED CLEVERLY AND YOU COULD STILL WEAR IT WITHOUT ANY JANET JACKSON TYPE EXPOSURE.

BENEFITING SKINCARE

AS I WALKED THROUGH HOUSE OF FRASER THE OTHER DAY CURIOSITY GOT HE BETTER OF ME AND I WAS DRAWN TOWARD THE BENEFIT COUNTER. THEY'VE JUST LAUNCHED AN ELEGANT SKINCARE LINE INSPIRED BY THE OCEAN CALLED B.RIGHT. ITS OLD FASHIONED APOTHECARY DESIGNED COLLECTION INCLUDES EVERYTHING YOU MIGHT NEED FOR A GLOWING, RADIANT COMPLEXION. I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A FAN OF THEIR QUIRKY VINTAGE PACKAGING AND I'M GLAD THEY'VE CONTINUED THAT THEME IN THIS RANGE TOO. BOTTLES TO B.RIGHTEN UP YOUR SKIN AND YOUR BEDROOM. BRILLIANT.

Friday, 22 April 2011

A CRACKING RESULT

MAYBE IT'S THAT FRIDAY FEELING, BUT I FINALLY GOT AN URGE TO TRY MY NEW BARRY M 'INSTANT NAIL EFFECTS' POLISH OVER MY NEW AMERICAN APPAREL 'MANNEQUIN' POLISH. IT WAS A DODDLE TO APPLY AND YES, LIKE MAGIC, INSTANT EFFECTS TOOK PLACE BEFORE MY EYES. IT DID WHAT IT SAID ON THE BOTTLE. NO BS.

TODAY I WORE...

...A FAKE SMILE. I HAVE TO WORK OVER THE ENTIRE BANK HOLIDAY. IT'S A WONDER WHY THEY CALL IT A H O L I D A Y. SPARE A THOUGHT. THANKS.

Wednesday, 20 April 2011

RUNNING WITH THE STRIPE THEME

I THOROUGHLY ENJOY CHOMPING ON THIS BAR AT LUNCHTIME. THE OLD SCHOOL TUNNOCK'S CARAMEL IS 5 LAYER WAFER, 4 LAYER CARAMEL AND 1 FULL COATING OF MILK CHOC, ALL WRAPPED UP IN A VIVID VERTICAL STRIPED FOIL. VOILA.

Tuesday, 19 April 2011

STRIPE HYPE

TEAM THESE STATEMENT STRETCH 'JORDAN' JEANS FROM MOTEL ROCKS WITH A LOOSE WHITE TEE AND STOP TRAFFIC AT THE ZEBRA CROSSING WITHOUT ANY DIFFICULTY. 

Sunday, 17 April 2011

GUARDS UP

HOLLYWOOD HOTTIE KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN WAS SNAPPED OUT LAST WEEKEND IN THESE SUPER 6-INCH ROYAL BLUE SUEDE CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN 'CHANGE OF GUARD' HEELS. THEY SET-OFF LIKE POW! AGAINST THOSE JET BLACK TIGHTS AND I'M SURE SHE HAD EVERYONE IN HER PATH STANDING TO ATTENTION.

A 1AM FIND

HERB RITTS MADE HIS BLACK N WHITE MARK ON FASHION PHOTOGRAPHY IN THE 80s AND 90s SNAPPING EVERY CELEB AND MODEL WORTH MENTIONING. HERE'S NAOMI LOOKING FEVERISHLY FELINE.

Saturday, 16 April 2011

HEMS HAVE DROPPED

IN-KEEPING WITH THIS SEASONS FAVOURITE LENGTH, I DECIDED TO SWEEP THE STREETS TODAY IN MY ALMOST FLOOR SWEEPING MAXI SKIRT. I WENT FOR AN EDGIER LOOK COMPARED TO THAT OF THE CITY STAR OLIVIA PALERMO AND TEAMED MY PLEATED GREY WITH CHUNKY 4 INCH PLATFORMS, A CROPPED TOP, TOP KNOT HAIR, STATEMENT BELT AND LEATHER BOMBER. IT'S A CLEVER TRANSITIONAL PIECE FOR THAT NEITHER HERE NOR THERE WEATHER AND CAN BE TAKEN FROM BOHO TO GLAM OR GLAM TO GRUNGE OR ERM NISHA TO FASHIONISHA.

Friday, 15 April 2011

WIPE ME DOWN

IT WAS SUNNY LAST WEEK, LIKE SUNNY AND ACTUALLY HOT, OK WELL WARM AND JUST AS WE WERE 'WARMING UP', LONDON WENT LIMP ON US. I THOUGHT I'D GIVE SOMETHING TO THOSE OF YOU (AND I) WHO ARE HEAT STARVED. IT COMES IN THE FORM OF ACTOR/MODEL MEHCAD BROOKS. HE FILLS THE WEATHER VOID. 

Thursday, 14 April 2011

MUSICAL MINAJ ISSUE

NICKI, ERRBODY KNOWS HER NAME, MINAJ GRACES THE COVER OF THE MAY ELLE MAGAZINE MUSIC ISSUE. WHIPPING HER HEAD BACK AND STRIKING A SOFT POST IN A CUTE CROCHET DRESS, THIS BLACK N WHITE COVER IS PRETTY ELEGANT. SHE AIN'T WRONG WHEN SHE TOLD TREY, SHE'S REALLY SUCH A LADY. 

Wednesday, 13 April 2011

PURPLE JUST GOT PLUGGED IN

IT'S A MOMENTOUS DAY FOR ME AND IT'S BEEN A LONG (IN MY OWN SWEET) TIME COMING. GOODBYE TO MY TIRED OUTTA BREATH BLESS ALL OF ITS BUTTONS CAN'T KEEP UP WITH ME COMPUTER AND HELLOOO TO MY PLEASE SERVE ME WELL GLEAMING NEW CURVACEOUS PURPLE SIZZURP LAPTOP. I'M WRITING TO YOU FROM ITS JET BLACK KEY PAD NOW. MUST TAKE THIS MACHINE TO STARBUCKS WITH ME SOON, IT'D LOOK PERFECTION PROPPED BESIDE A CHAI TEA...GOSH I'VE COME OVER ALL CARRIE BRADSHAW.

Tuesday, 12 April 2011

DON'T YOU DARE SLOW DOWN

I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO KELLY ROWLAND'S SEDUCING SONG 'MOTIVATION' ON REPEAT LATELY AND I'VE JUST YOUTUBED THE VIDEO. IT GOES HAND IN HAND WITH THE INTENSITY OF THE LYRICS AND JUST MOTIVATED ME EVEN FURTHER. SWEAT, BARE CHESTS AND DIRTY CHOREO - IT OOZES SEXY. SHOT IN A DARK, STEAMY, UNDERGROUND WAREHOUSE, KELLY SINGS THAT ONCE YOUR DONE, SHE DOESN'T WANT TO FEEL HER LEGS AND THAT SHE WANTS TO FEEL YOUR HANDS ALL OVER HER BABY. OK? HER PURPLE ONE-PIECE AND ULTRA VIOLET LIPS GLIMMER IN THE SHADOWS AND WEEZY'S VERSE RAISES THE TRACKS VIGOR LIKE VIAGRA.

Monday, 11 April 2011

LACE YOU

LAST WEEK STYLIST MAGAZINE  FEATURED A PAGE ON SPRING ESSENTIALS AT FRENCH CONNECTION. ALTHOUGH I'M NOT REALLY A FCUK FAN, I DID QUITE FANCY THE 'ANNA' LACE DRESS (FYI LACE IS A BIG THEME THIS S/S). AVAILABLE IN ULTRA BLUE, LAKE AND STRAWBERRY - I'M A PISCES SO I TOOK TO THE LAKE. 

Thursday, 7 April 2011

MEL & MOS

ANOTHER CLAP CLAP TO MY GOOD FRIEND AND (HELLA) GOOD PHOTOGRAPHER MEL D. COLE FOR TAKING A PLEASING PICTURE OF A MAN THAT PLEASES ME. MOS DEF. JUST LOOK AT THAT CLASSICAL LAYERING.

KARREUCHE KARATE

SPOTTED THESE OFFICE WEDGE BOOTIES A COUPLE OF WEEKS BACK IN THEIR MAGAZINE AND LOVED THEM INSTANTLY. THEN I SPOTTED THE SAME PAIR ON BREEZY'S GIRLFRIEND KARREUCHE TRAN. THE GIRL'S GOT TASTE (IN SHOES).

LION QUEEN

TEYANA TAYLOR GOT HER GROWL ON IN A RECENT SHOOT FOR VIBE MAGAZINE. MODELLING AFRICAN INSPIRED PIECES FROM H&M, LAMB AND GUESS SHE LOOKS SET FOR A STEAMY SUMMER IN THE SERENGETI.

Wednesday, 6 April 2011

TREY-MENDOUS

THE PAST COUPLA DAYS I'VE ADMITTEDLY BEEN A LIL TREY SONGZ PRE-OCCUPIED. MONDAY NIGHT I EAGERLY HEADED DOWN TO MERAH NIGHTCLUB WITH BESTIE TO (NATURALLY) WELCOME TREY TO LONDON. I TOOK SNAPS LIKE A GROUPIE BEHIND A SECURITY HUMAN CHAIN AND MANAGED TO COME AWAY ALIVE WITH THESE...
THEN, LAST NIGHT, AFTER AN ESPRESSO MARTINI (NATURALLY) BESTIE AND I SETTLED IN OUR CIRCLE SEATS AT THE HAMMERSMITH APOLLO FOR 2 SWEET UNINTERRUPTED TREY SINGING HOURS. THIS WAS A NO FRILLS, NO FANCY STAGE SET-UP, NO BACK-UP DANCING CONCERT. TREY DIDN'T NEED IT. A SIMPLE BLACK N WHITE BANNER, A MIC, A CHAIR, THE BAND AND THE CROWD (CONSISTING OF 99% 'PANTY DROPPIN' LADIES) AND TREY WAS HOT TO TROT. HE HAD US IN THE PALM OF HIS HANDS SAYING ALL THE RIGHT THINGS TO MAKE US SWOOON AND HITTING ALL THE RIGHT RANGE TO MAKE US SCREAM. MR SONGZ SEDUCED THE CROWD WITH EVERY SOULFUL MELODY, EVERY LINGERING STARE AND EVERY CHEEKY SMILE. COVERING SING-ALONG HITS FROM HIS CORN ROW DAYS TO HIS CURRENT FRESH FADE, TREY, TOPLESS OR NOT, SEAMLESSLY DELIVERED WHAT HE SET OUT TO - JUST THE RIGHT HELPINGS OF PASSION, PAIN AND PLEASURE.
 

Sunday, 3 April 2011

MOTHERING SUNDAY

SHE'S A MUMMY IN A MILLI.

LACE N LEATHER

23 YEAR-OLD ALICE DELLAL IS A MODEL WHOSE NAME YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD, SHE HAS A BRAZILIAN MOTHER, HER FAVOURITE COLOUR IS BLACK AND SHE'S A DRUMMER IN A BAND. DOES THE WORD 'COOL' COME TO MIND? I LOVED THIS IMAGE OF HER IN THE TELEGRAPH FASHION PAGES DECKED OUT IN A VALENTINO LACE JACKET AND BURBERRY LEATHER PANTS SHE LOOKS EVERY INCH THE RAVISHING ROCK STAR.

GOOGLE GRAPHIC

THE ICE CREAM SUNDAE WAS HONOURED WITH A GOOGLE DOODLE TODAY FOR ITS 119TH ANNIVERSARY. THE DESSERT, CHARACTERISED BY A SYRUP-DRIZZLED SCOOP OF VANILLA ICE CREAM WITH A WAFER AND CHERRY ON TOP, IS THOUGHT TO HAVE BEEN CREATED IN 1892. PROPS TO THE RETRO DINER STYLE DESIGN.

PACK IT IN A PRADA

IF I HAD THE LUXURY OF DESIGNER LUGGAGE THIS SUMMER I'D PACK MY SHIZZLE IN A PRADA SUITCASE. THE SAFFIANO RIGHE COLLECTION HAS THAT SOPHIS SPORTS FEEL WITH BRIGHT COLOURS AND HOLIDAY STRIPES THAT WON'T GET UNNOTICED GOING ROUND AND ROUND ON THE CONVEYOR BELT AMONGST THE BORING BOG STANDARD BLACK BAGS.

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