Tuesday, 31 May 2011

RICK ROSS TAKES IT OFF

AMBER ROSE AND RICK ROSS SPLIT COVER VIBE MAGAZINE'S JUNE/JULY 'SEXY' ISSUE. AMBER AND SEXY I CAN CLEARLY SEE, RICK HOWEVER, YES HIS MAYBACH MUSIC MAKES ME SAY MMM BUT, THOSE JESUS PIECES DO NOT DISTRACT FROM THE DOUBLE DROOP THAT MAKES ME SAY URG. 

Monday, 30 May 2011

LILAC LIPS, BOLD BROWS

LATELY I'M LIKING THE LOOK OF PERFECTLY DEFINED EYEBROWS. USE AN EYEBROW PENCIL WITH A SMUDGER OR BRUSH ATTACHED TO ENHANCE AND REFINE THE SHAPE OF YOUR BROWS CREATING A SCULPTED FINISH. COMPLETE THE LOOK WITH AN EDGY BUT SUBTLE SHADE OF LILAC LIPSTICK. NEW IN MY MAKE-UP COLLECTION IS THE 'ON THE TOWN' TOPSHOP SHADE. GO PAINT THE TOWN PURPLE.

ALORS ON DANSE

HOPE EVERYONE ENJOYED/IS STILL ENJOYING THE LONG WEEKEND. FROM BANK HOLIDAY IN THE UK TO MEMORIAL DAY IN THE US OF A. HERE'S A SONG TO FORGET YOUR PROBLEMS - SHOULD YOU HAVE ANY, GO OUT AND JUST DANCE.

Saturday, 28 May 2011

I'M GOING GOING, BACK BACK

TODAY WAS A FUNNY OLD DAY, A LITTLE BLA, A LITTLE DULL. ONE THING THAT WAS UPLIFTING THOUGH WAS TALKING TO AN OLD DEAR FRIEND ON HIS BIRTHDAY AND PURCHASING A PAIR OF AIR JORDAN 7 RETRO 'BORDEAUX'. RE-RELEASED FROM BEING VIRTUALLY DORMANT SINCE ORIGINALLY DROPPING IN 92' - IT'S AN UNHERALDED CLASSIC SINCE THE DAYS OF MJ & MJ.

Thursday, 26 May 2011

JUDAS, JUDA AH-AH

LADY GAGA LAYS ON A PASSIONATE RELIGIOUS FANTASY FEST IN HER LATEST VIDEO JUDAS, WITH COACH CARTER STAR RICK GONZALEZ - DROOL. ITS 5 MINUTES ARE QUITE BEAUTIFUL TO WATCH, A MINI MONSTER OF A MASTERPIECE AND PLUS POINTS FOR EXPRESSIVE (WOULDN'T EXPECT NO LESS) MAKE-UP/NAILS.

Wednesday, 25 May 2011

HAPPY 1ST ANNIVERSARY FASHIONISHA

DAAAMN THAT WENT QUICKLY. I DIDN'T THINK I'D BECOME AS ENGROSSED AND COMMITTED TO MY BABY, AKA, MY BLOG AS I HAVE BEEN. I TRULY DO CHERISH THESE 300 POSTS. A BIG SHOUT OUT TO ALL MY READERS, NEAR AND FAR, REGULARS AND NEWBIES. THANK YOU AND YOU AND YOU, FOR YOUR FOLLOWING, YOUR WORD OF MOUTHS, YOUR SUPPORT, YOUR COMMENTS AND YOUR 15,835 SOMETHING CLICKS AND COUNTING. I HAD TO GO MARK THE OCCASION WITH A VISIT TO MIKE SCHREIBER'S TRUE HIP HOP EXHIBITION AND A CELEBRATORY SNAP NEXT TO A FASHIONISHA FREQUENTER. IT'S BEEN A MIGHTY 1ST YEAR AND I'LL CONTINUE TO MIGHTILY DELIVER. 

Tuesday, 24 May 2011

TAKE THE TO-ORISTIC APPROACH

...VISIT LONDON STREETWEAR LABEL TO-ORISTDESIGNED BY KENYAN BORN BRIAN GATHII, IT MUST BE THIS CULTURAL FUSION THAT CREATES SUCH A PLEASING OUTCOME. COMBINING ELEMENTS OF EXPLORATION, ART AND SCIENCE - GRAPHICS ARE HANDMADE IN PREMIUM LEATHERS, LACE, HOLOGRAMS, CORK AND CRYSTALS. QUALITY WORKMANSHIP, STAND ALONE STYLE AND A VERY LOYAL CUSTOMER IN THE LIKES OF TINIE TEMPAH. SOUNDS LIKE THE TO-ORIST RATES JUST WENT UP.

Monday, 23 May 2011

B'S BILLBOARD ACCEPTANCE SPEECH

"...I'D ALSO LIKE TO THANK MY BEST FRIEND, AND I DON'T WANNA PUT YOU ON THE SPOT 'CAUSE I KNOW THEY'RE PROBABLY PUTTING THE CAMERA IN YOUR FACE RIGHT NOW, BUT I LOVE ME SOME JAY Z." 

NEWS: PRINT

CHRIS BREEZY IN 2009. USHER IN 2010. MR WEST IN 2011. LET'S NOT LET IT GET BORING GENTLEMEN, WHETHER ABSTRACT, PLAID OR ETHNIC - PICK A PRINT AND LET ME SEE IF YOU CAN RUN IT, RUN IT. 

OFF YOUR TROLLEY

INGENIOUS OR JUST PLAIN CRAZY? THIS IS HOW THEY DO BBQ IN MEXICO. SHOUTS OUT TO MY BOY TREY ON USING THIS AS HIS BB PIC AND MAKING ME THINK IT WAS HIS OWN STINT. AH WELL, FROM BACK YARD TO BB TO BLOG. WORKED FOR ME.

LIPS, HANDS, HEAT AND CROOK STREET

REGULAR READERS MAY REMEMBER MY REVIEW ON THE OH SO SAVVY 30,000FT MIXTAPE FROM MY FRIEND SKYY-I. WELL HOT ON ITS HEELS, IS THE FOLLOW UP IN THE FORM OF WATER IN THA FREEZERANOTHER ACCOMPLISHED ECLECTIC MIX OF HONEST RAP TEAMED WITH MELODIC BEATS. MY LIPS AND HANDS WERE ASKED TO FEATURE IN THE VIDEO FOR TRACK 3's THE HEAT, WHICH FEATURES FELLOW CROOK STREET RAPPERS CEASE AND ROZAR THE GREATWITH A COAT OF TANGERINE LIPPY AND BERRY NAIL POLISH, MY BODY PARTS GOT FRUITY AND HAPPILY OBLIGED. CURIOUS? PRESS PLAY.

Sunday, 22 May 2011

PRAISE THE PATCHULI

WHILST AT THE BEAUTY SALON YESTERDAY, I PAPPED A LADY IN A PAIR OF MELISSA PATCHULI PEEP TOE WEDGE HEELS. INTERESTING FACT: THE WHITE THAT LINE THAT RUNS DOWN THE BACK IS INSPIRED BY THE SAP THAT TRICKLES DOWN THE TRUNK OF THE RUBBER TREE. THEY TRULY DESERVED A COMPLIMENT, SO I STOPPED HER AS SHE WAS WALKING OUT THE DOOR AND PAID IT.   

Thursday, 19 May 2011

WHO RUN THE WORLD? GIRLS!

THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED VIDEO FOR BEYONCÉ'S 1ST SINGLE, 'RUN THE WORLD 'GIRLS', HAS ARRIVED WITH A FIST IN THE AIR. THE TRACK SAMPLES MAJOR LAZER'S CATCHY PON DE FLOOR, B BACKED THE TRACK:

"I JUST HEARD THE TRACK AND LOVED THAT IT WAS SO DIFFERENT; IT FELT A BIT AFRICAN, A BIT ELECTRONIC AND FUTURISTIC. IT REMINDED ME OF WHAT I LOVE, WHICH IS MIXING DIFFERENT CULTURES AND ERAS - THINGS THAT DON'T GO TOGETHER - TO CREATE A NEW SOUND."

THE VID IS PURE HAUTE COUTURE COSTUME, WARRIOR PRINCESS ATTITUDE, GIRL POWER PUNCH AND CONTAINS DANCE MOVES WITH THE GRRR FACTOR.

Wednesday, 18 May 2011

JELLY BELLINI

IF YOU LIKE CLASSIC COCKTAILS AND YOU LIKE JELLY BELLY BEANS THEN BOY, HAVE I GOT NEWS FOR YOU. PINA COLADA, STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI, MOJITO, PEACH BELLINI AND POMEGRANATE COSMO BLENDED BEANS ALL PACKED INTO 5 MON-FRI HANGOVER-FREE PRE-WEEKEND COMPARTMENTS. 

THE CUP COSTUME

HERE'S A SIMPLISTIC STRAPLESS SWIMMING COSTUME FROM CHEAP MONDAY AT URBAN OUTFITTERSMAYBE NOT SO GREAT IF YOUR HUNGRY FOR A TAN BUT GREAT FOR GETTING YOUR CUPS NOTICED.

Tuesday, 17 May 2011

THIS GOES TO THE BROWN SKIN LADIES

A BEAUTIFUL TRACK BY BLACKSTAR. MOS DEF SPEAKS MAGIC WITH THIS LINE:

"OOOOH! NO LIMIT TO WHAT I WOULD DO, MAKE LOVE TO YOU LIKE LONG INTERVIEW..."

CAN I HIT IT IN THE MORNING?

IT JUST AIN'T GETTING TIRED IS IT. THAT EVER-PRESENT J. COLE COINED QUESTION THAT HAS EVERY DUDE ECHOING AFTER HIM. IT'S A SUREFIRE STATUS WITH THE FELLAS, ON THE FB, ON THE BB, ON THE TWITTER. YOU CAN'T BLAME THEM FOR ASKING. TRUE WHAT THEY SAY, YOU DON'T ASK YOU DON'T GET.

TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUTTA MY MOUTH

I KNOW A WHOLE LOT OF YOU (AND NOT ME) ARE HEADING TO MIA FOR MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND AT THE END OF THE MONTH. DO IT UP, BIG WILLIE STYLE.

Sunday, 15 May 2011

WAHNDERFUL JOB

MY GIRL RIA GOT WAH'D UP AGAIN. FINGER LICKIN' GOOD I'D SAY.

Saturday, 14 May 2011

TAKE YOUR PIK

HIS AND HERS CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN PIK PIK SPIKY STUDDED FOOTWEAR. HIT JACK IN THE NUTS WITH THESE AND HE ERM, WON'T COME BACK. OUCH.

Friday, 13 May 2011

J. LO AIN'T LOST THAT GLOW

AS IF JENNIFER LOPEZ HASN'T DONE EVERYTHING ALREADY SHE GOES AND HITS US WITH A CAMPAIGN FOR SPANISH JEWELLERY FIRM TOUS. MODELLING BIG ASS ROCKS WITH ORIENTAL INSPIRED STYLING, JENNY FROM THE BLOCK LOOKS DAZZLING AND ALMOST DISTRACTS US FROM THE BLING BLING. COMPANY PRESIDENT SALVADOR TOUS GUSHED:

"WE ARE CONFIDENT THAT JENNIFER LOPEZ WILL BE A GREAT SPOKESPERSON AS SHE IS GENUINE AND ENDLESSLY CHARISMATIC; A GREAT ILLUSTRATION OF OUR BRAND.
"

Tuesday, 10 May 2011

SHOW JORDAN SOME LOVE

LAST NIGHT MY SISTER AND I WORE OUR NIKE AIR JORDANS SISTERTANEOUSLY. HA. THEY GOT LOVE, THEY GOT APPRECIATION AND THEY EVEN GOT TWEETED. WE WERE OUT ON THE SET OF A VERY HAPPENING VIDEO SHOOT. (MORE NEWS OF THAT PRODUCTION TO FOLLOW). MEANWHILE, HERE'S A PHOTO THAT INVOLVES A COUPLE, A COUPLE PAIRS OF JORDANS AND PERHAPS AN ACT OF APPRECIATION. HA. 

Sunday, 8 May 2011

FOR DISPLAY PURPOSES ONLY

LAST NIGHT MY FRIEND NATASHA (MODELLING PINK FAG) PULLED OUT SOME SOBRANIE COCKTAIL CIGARETTES, AND I, ALTHOUGH NOT PROMOTING THIS DOWN RIGHT DIRTY HABIT, WAS IN VISUAL AWE. I MEAN CANDY COLOURED WITH GLEAMING GOLD FILTERS?! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THEM. THEY LOOKED DELICIOUS. I TOLD HER I WAS 27 AND DEMANDED SHE LET ME TRY ONE (ALL IN THE SAKE OF RESEARCH). THINKING OF MY LUNGS SHE RELUCTANTLY OBLIGED. VERDICT, IT LEFT A DISGUSTING TASTE IN MY MOUTH. LOOKS CAN BE SOO DECEIVING. 

LEOMIE LIKE NAOMI?

SHOW STEALING, KNOWN FOR HER LADY LONG LEGS, LEOMIE ANDERSON FROM CHANNEL 4'S THE MODEL AGENCY FEATURED ON THE COVER OF ES MAGAZINE. SHE LOOKED A VISION IN A HOUSE OF HOLLAND DENIM SUIT SET, A SNAP THAT SAT ALONGSIDE HER INTERVIEW IN WHICH SHE FRANKLY SAID:

"I DON'T MIND IF PEOPLE SAY I'M THE NEW NAOMI CAMPBELL. WHEN YOU THINK WHAT SHE'S DONE IN HER CAREER I THINK IT'S A GOOD COMPARISON, BUT WHEN IT'S PEOPLE FROM OUTSIDE THE INDUSTRY SAYING IT I KNOW IT'S BECAUSE SHE'S BLACK AND I'M BLACK."



Thursday, 5 May 2011

WHAT YOU GOT UNDER THERE

HOLIDAYING THIS SUMMER? INSTEAD OF GOING TO BREAKFAST IN JUST YOUR BIKINI WHERE IT MIGHT BE BREEZY, POP ON A CANNY COVER UP. THIS CIRCULAR CUT-OUT DRESS FROM ASOS WITH METAL RING DETAILING WILL FEED THEIR IMAGINATION IN TIME FOR THE BIG REVEAL AT THE POOL.

Wednesday, 4 May 2011

D&G

TODAY I CAME HOME FROM WORK AND SEWED, HAD (YET ANOTHER) WARDROBE CLEAR-OUT, THEN COOKED SPAG BOL. COULD I BE TURNING INTO, DARE I SAY, A DOMESTIC GODDESS?! A FEMALE WHO EXCELS AT BAKING, COOKING (IN TRAINING) AND CLEANING. SHE MAY SEW, KNIT, HAVE DOMESTIC HOBBIES. I DO ACTUALLY ENJOY WASHING UP, I FIND IT SOMEWHAT THERAPEUTIC.

CRAZY IN...COSTUME

THE OTHER EVENING THE FASHION AND ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRIES CAME TOGETHER FOR THE BIG DEAL COSTUME INSTITUTE GALA AT NEW YORK'S METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART. THIS YEARS DO PAID TRIBUTE TO THE LATE GREAT ALEXANDER McQUEEN. J IN TOM FORD TUX AND B IN AN UN-BREATHABLE EMILIO PUCCI BODICE TOOK THE DRESS CODE LITERALLY AND OUTSHONE ALL OTHER GUESTS LIKE A MEDIEVAL KING AND QUEEN.

Monday, 2 May 2011

GOLD ISN'T ALWAYS BETTER THAN SILVER

SILVER LEATHER MIRRORED METALLIC STUD DETAILED PREMIUM 'PERRIN' HEELS FROM TOPSHOP. 4.5 SOLID INCHES OF SILVER SATISFACTION. 

ROLLER MOTION

LAST NIGHT I WENT TO A ROLLER DISCO. I WAS SOO VERY EXCITED. IT'S BEEN ABOUT 2 YEARS SINCE I LAST STEPPED INTO A PAIR OF SKATES BUT THAT WAS ON ICE. I USED TO HAVE A PAIR OF ROLLER BOOTS AS A KID SO MAYBE THE SKILL HAS STAYED WITH ME. I SURPRISED MYSELF, I WASN'T TOO SHABBY. NO BRUISES OR DROPS, JUST A FEW WOBBLES AND SOME OVER EXAGGERATED SCREAMING. I LOVED EVERY MINUTE, QUITE LIBERATING. I'M NO WHERE NEAR A PRO BUT I'M SERIOUSLY THINKING OF PURCHASING A PAIR AND THEY MUST HAVE WHEELS THAT LIGHT UP AS I GLIDE. ONE FEATURE I PARTICULARLY ADMIRED ABOUT YESTERDAY'S SIZE 5's.

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