Monday, 28 November 2011

FENDI, FENDI, PRADA

I'VE ALWAYS L.O.V.E.D. CARRIE'S RED HOT 35TH BIRTHDAY OUTFIT IN SEX AND THE CITY'S SEASON 4 EPISODE 1. IT'S SAD NO ONE SHOWED UP. IT WAS A 'POWDER BLUE FENDI COAT AND PRADA TWO-PIECE PARTY POOPER'.

Saturday, 26 November 2011

ROSA'S REAR

VIDEO VIXEN ROSA ACOSTA GIVES US A BAREFACED PIECE OF ASS (TYPO) ADVICE.

CHERRY CHAIR

STAYING IN ON A SATURDAY NIGHT WOULDN'T SEEM SO BAD IN THIS CHAIR. IT'S CHEERFUL AND WAS DESIGNED BY ZUTTO - AN ILLUSTRATOR AND DESIGNER FROM RUSSIA. I'VE HEARD RUSSIANS USE CHERRIES TO SWEETEN THEIR TEA AND IN TURN HE'S MADE A VERY SWEET CHAIR. IT'S £1595 THOUGH. DID I JUST POP YOUR CHERRY?

Friday, 25 November 2011

LISTEN

EVERY FRIDAY 8-9PM ON WWW.BLAST-RADIO.CO.UK CATCH THE TALENTS OF MY YOUNGER SISTER PLAYING THE VERY FINEST IN REAL SOULFUL HIP-HOP, SHE COVERS SOME ENGAGING TOPICS TOO - TODAY'S BEING 'BODY LANGUAGE'. GET INVOLVED, SUPPORT A SOUL SISTA...

Thursday, 24 November 2011

IN THE HARNESS

TODAY I WORE MY CHEEKY VELVET HARNESS CORSET TO WORK. TEAMED IT WITH MY FLANNEL SHIRT TO REMOVE THE RISQUÉ FACTOR A LITTLE. LOVE THE UNDERWEAR/OUTERWEAR THING. COMES IN A COUPLE OTHER COLOURS TOO, BLACK'S SOLD OUT. SORRY.

GRAFFITI ON WHEELS

BEEN MEANING TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU ALL. SNAPPED THIS INKED UP CAR OUT N BOUT IN PORTOBELLO ROAD - ONE OF THOSE BLOG LIGHTBULB MOMENTS. 

TURKEY THURSDAY

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL MY AMERICAN READERS. I'M THANKFUL TO YOU ALL FOR READING!

Wednesday, 23 November 2011

EAT MY PUSSY

SORRY I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF, BUT WHAT I'M ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT IS HELLO KITTY SUSHI. WITH THE INCLUDED ROLLER, RICE SCOOPER, KITTY SHAPERS AND AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL YOUR DINNER PARTY WILL BE 'THE CAT'S WHISKERS'.

Tuesday, 22 November 2011

PUDDING AND PAINTING

READ THESE WORDS OF WISDOM ON A GU PUDDING PACKET BEFORE DEVOURING INTO A CHOCOLATE GANACHE AND THOUGHT IT SAT BEAUTIFULLY ALONGSIDE A PAINTING BY ARTIST PANNI MALEK:

"PLEASURE IS EVERYTHING. GIVE IN TO HAPPINESS. REJECT PROPRIETY; EMBRACE VARIETY. PRUDENCE IS SOOO 1658. LIFE IS FLEETING; CLASP IT HARD WITH BOTH HANDS. SEEK DELIGHT. TRUST YOUR IMPULSES. ORDINARY IS POINTLESS. BREAK FREE."

DON'T DO DRY

DRY HANDS ARE A NO NO. FEMALE OR MALE. WINTER OR SUMMER. BLACK, WHITE OR ANYTHING IN-BETWEEN (INC. IN-BETWEEN THOSE FINGERS). AS THE CURRENT COLD DOESN'T NECESSARILY HELP THE STATE OF YOUR EXPOSED DELICATE SKIN - I THOUGHT I WOULD. MY TRIED AND TESTED RECOMMENDATIONS COME FROM INECTO, PALMER'S, BODY SHOP OR CATH KIDSTON. SHAKE MY HAND AND YOU WON'T WANNA LET GO.

TAKING NIKE TO A NEW HEIGHT

MODELS HAD THESE ON THEIR FEET AT THE DIMEPIECE DESIGNS S/S 2012 COLLECTION LAUNCH PARTY/EXHIBITION. THAT'S A GOOD 4 INCHES OF FUN RIGHT THERE.

Sunday, 20 November 2011

SIMPLE AS

IT HAPPENS ALL TOO OFTEN. PEOPLE KEEP TALKING THE TALK AND ALL YOU REALLY WANNA SAY IS:

CRIMPIN' IT

MY HAIR WAS IN PLAITS OVERNIGHT DURING THE WEEK SO THAT WHEN I LET IT OUT I'D ACHIEVE A SORT OF CRIMPED CREATION. I'M A FAN OF THIS WILD N FREE MERMAID HAIR AND AND SO MIGHT HAVE TO PURCHASE A CRIMPING IRON. POINT OF REFERENCE BELOW IS THE DELICATE HAIR OF DARYL HANNAH IN THE MOVIE 'SPLASH'. 

LIPSTICK DIARIES

TOOK A LIL INSPIRATION FROM KIM K'S LATEST STRIKING MAG COVER AND SLICKED ON MY OWN RED LIPPIE YESTERDAY. I'M WEARING COLLECTION 2000 'QUEEN OF HEARTS' AND SHE'S WEARING...PROBABLY SOMETHING MORE EXPENSIVE.

MS. JACKSON

FRIDAY NIGHT I HAPPILY WATCHED JANET JACKSON: TAKING CONTROL, A DOCUMENTARY EXAMINING JANET JACKSON'S CAREER FROM HER EARLY CHILDHOOD SUCCESS TO HUGE GLOBAL POP STAR AND HER STRUGGLE TO CONTROL BOTH HER CREATIVE AND PERSONAL LIFE. LOVED WATCHING JANET AS BOTH A POWERFUL FASHION AND MUSIC ICON OF THE 80s AND 90s THROUGH THE RELEASE OF HER ALBUM 'CONTROL' ON WHICH SHE SCORED KILLER INTERNATIONAL HITS WITH SONGS LIKE 'WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY' AND 'NASTY'. I'M SORRY MS. JACKSON, I AM FOR REAL, THIS COVER ART IS CRAY-ZEE.

Thursday, 17 November 2011

GUYS IN GIVENCHY

RAPPERS ARE REPPING GIVENCHY MOTIF PIECES THIS WINTER. DIDDY, YEEZY, JIGGA, URSHER - THEY'VE ALL TAKEN THEIR TURN. 'WATCH THE THRONE', STEP UP TO THE THRONE.

Wednesday, 16 November 2011

DESIGNER DECEMBER

WANT THE DESIGNER CHRISTMAS GIFT WITHOUT PAYING THE DESIGNER SWAG TAG? WELL AFTER A CLICK OR THREE IN THE LUXURY LAND THAT IS NET-A-PORTER I HAND PICKED THESE UNDER £100 DELIGHTS. HEADPHONES MARC BY MARC JACOBS, LINGERIE STELLA McCARTNEY, TRAIN PASS HOLDER YSL AND THE RING A DING DING ALEXANDER McQUEEN. YOU WON'T NEED ANY MISTLETOE AFTER HANDING THESE OUT.

Tuesday, 15 November 2011

MY SIGN

"PISCES ARE CREATIVE, SELF-SUFFICIENT PEOPLE WHOSE MINDS ARE EXTREMELY ACTIVE, DUE TO THEIR STRONG IMAGINATION, WHICH THEY CAN SOMETIMES GET CARRIED AWAY WITH."

LEG LUST

I CAN'T SAY 'NICE LEGS, SHAME ABOUT THE FACE' COZ EVA MARCILLE CLEARLY HAS BOTH, BUT HOT DAAAMN DO HER PINS WIN IN THIS PIC.

NICKI DID 'EM NAILS

HOP HOP'S REIGNING QUEEN NICKI MINAJ IS NEXT IN LINE TO COLLABORATE WITH OPI NAIL POLISH. LAUNCHING IN JANUARY, THE RANGE HAS 6 LIMITED EDITION SHADES EACH NAMED AFTER HER HIT SONGS. IT'S CLEAR TO SEE THAT NICKI'S DARING COSTUMES AND HAIR COLOUR CREATIONS ALL WENT TOWARD INSPIRING THE COLLECTION. 'FLY' FINGERTIPS INDEED.

Monday, 14 November 2011

FAB IDEA

HERE'S A REWORKING OF THE CLASSIC FAB LOLLY...WHAT YOU FIND ON THE STICK ALL BLENDED IN A TUB. FAB POTZ - STRAWBERRY AND VANILLA ICE CREAM FUSED WITH THE FAMOUS MULTI-COLOURED SPRINKLES, CANDY PIECES AND STRAWBERRY SAUCE. FORGET THE BATH TUB AND TRY THIS ICE-CREAM TUB OR TAKE IT IN THE BATH TUB WITH YOU.

Saturday, 12 November 2011

JUST TWEETED

IN CASE YOU WEREN'T AWARE, ERM I WASN'T TILL NOW, TEYANA TAYLOR IS SHOOTING A NEW MOVIE IN L.A. CALLED 'GANG OF ROSES 2' STARRING AMBER ROSE AND HER BOO WIZ KHALIFA. SHE JUST PAPPED HERSELF 22 MINS AGO - PURTY HAIR, POUTY LIPS, PROPPED BREASTS AND TONED PACK INCLUDED. AND...ACTION.

Thursday, 10 November 2011

UPGRADE

IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN. NO I'M NOT GETTING AN iPHONE. I DON'T DO TOUCHSCREEN. I'M REMAINING LOYAL TO MY BLACKBERRY AS IT'S BEEN LOYAL TO ME. (I GUESS I GOT LUCKY). ANYWAY MY POINT IS, PHONE UPGRADES ALWAYS GET ME THINKING ABOUT ALL THE PHONES I'VE HAD IN THE PAST. I WAS A NOKIA GIRL THROUGH AND THROUGH BEFORE THE BB CAME ALONG AND MY NOKIA 7373 HAD TO BE MY MOST PRIZED. I'D STILL FLIP IT FANCILY IF I HAD TO. YEA I'VE STILL GOT IT AND YEA IT'S STILL IN VGC IN IT'S ORIGINAL BOX. HARD TO LET GO OF MY BABY.

UPDATE

IN THE RUN UP TO THE VERSACE x H&M COLLABO I TOLD YOU BOUT BACK IN JUNE, HERE ARE A FEW TEASER PIECES FROM THE FORTHCOMING COLLECTION THAT LOOK PRETTY NEAT. NOTE TO SELF, NOVEMBER 17TH.

Tuesday, 8 November 2011

BOLLYWOOD BARES ALL

SOOO, SAVITA BHABHI IS AN INDIAN PORNOGRAPHIC CARTOON CHARACTER AND HAS EARNED A RECOGNITION AS INDIA'S FIRST PORN STAR. THE CHARACTER IS DEPICTED AS AN ATTRACTIVE PROMISCUOUS HOUSEWIFE WHO IS IGNORED BY HER HUSBAND AND ENGAGES IN SEXUAL ADVENTURES. THE TERM BHABHI (HINDI FOR SISTER-IN-LAW) IS COMMONLY ATTACHED TO FIRST NAMES OF INDIAN HOUSEWIVES. THE CHARACTER INITIALLY APPEARED IN A FREELY AVAILABLE COMIC STRIP AND IT HAS SINCE BEEN CONVERTED INTO A SUBSCRIPTION-BASED STRIP. INDIAN GIRLS INNOCENT? NOT SINCE SAVITA...

Monday, 7 November 2011

MY SIX PIECE RETAIL FIX

AFTER WORK TODAY WE HAD TO PICK OUR STAFF UNIFORM. MIXING AND MATCHING EASY TO WEAR SEASONAL SEPARATES IS HOW I USUALLY TACKLE IT. THE ITEM I DIDN'T THINK TWICE ABOUT WAS THE SPECKLED GREY MIDI DRESS THAT I COULD THROW ON WITH THOSE SUEDE BOOTIES AND SAY ANKLE SOCKS AND A BLACK LEATHER BOMBER. SHOWCASE YOUR WORK PLACE, BE SELF EXPRESSIVE AND WEAR WITH A SMILE. MY MANAGER DID NOT TELL ME TO SAY THAT.

Sunday, 6 November 2011

EIGHTEEN

"I WOULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT YOU WERE WEARING WITH A FACE LIKE THAT" HE SAID TO ME.

TOP OF MY WEEK

LAST WEEK MON-THUR I WAS TOTALLY ENGROSSED IN TOP BOY - CHANNEL 4'S LATEST YOUTH DRAMA SET ACROSS EAST LONDON. FOLLOWING LIFE ON URBAN ESTATES, DRUGS, GANGS, SNITCHING, MAKING PAPER, GETTING PAID, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T GET PAID AND ALL I'M SAYING IS, ACCORDING TO THIS - YOU BETTER PAY! IT WAS GRIPPING, GOREY AND ON-THE-EDGE-OF-YOUR-SEAT-STUFF WHERE LEAD (AND LUSH) CHARACTERS ASHLEY WALTERS AND KANO MADE ME WANT WAY MORE THAN JUST A MINI SERIES.

Saturday, 5 November 2011

FUR FIESTA

I'M NOTICING PLENTY FUR AROUND THE HIGH STREET AGAIN THIS WINTER AND IT SEEMS AS IF R. KELLY MAY HAVE INSPIRED THE TREND FOR CHRISTMAS THIS TIME. POP TO (L TO R) M&S, TOPSHOP AND ASOS WHERE YOU'LL FIND RED WINE, DEEP CHERRY AND SPECKLED BURGUNDY SHADES TAKING THE STAGE TOO.

THE FIFTH OF NOVEMBER

BOOM. HAVE A SAFE AND SPARKLY NIGHT TONIGHT - WHETHER YOU'RE IN A BACK GARDEN OR AT SOME ELABORATE SHOW- DOWN OVERLOOKING THE CITY, I THINK I MIGHT BE UP ON A ROOF.

Thursday, 3 November 2011

A QUICK REGGIE REMINDER

NOW WHY YOU WANNA GO AND DO THAT LOVE HUH?

GINGER-FRIEND LATTE

I SAW THOSE RED CUPS AND I KNEW IT COULD ONLY MEAN ONE THING. THE STARBUCKS GINGER BREAD LATTE IS BACK AND WHAT'S MORE, IT'S BUY ONE GET ONE FREE ON ALL CHRISTMAS BEVERAGES. ARE YOU FOR REAL?! I'LL BE ABUSING THIS DRINK AS I DO EVERY YEAR AND AS I'LL BE GETTING TWO, MAYBE YOU MY FRIEND CAN COME TOO?

Tuesday, 1 November 2011

SO IN LOOOVE...

WITH THIS VIDEO.

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