Monday, 31 December 2012

2013

I'M JOINING A 'QUIET GATHERING' AT MY COUSIN'S PLACE TONIGHT AND AS MUCH AS THERE WILL BE CHAMPAGNE BOTTLE POPPIN' I DUNNO HOW MUCH SHE'D APPRECIATE DANCING ON HER TABLES. HOWEVER YOU'RE COUNTING DOWN, HAPPIEST NEW YEAR WISHES TO EACH & EVERY, NEAR & FAR AND SINCERELY THANK YOU ALL FOR THE CONTINUAL CLICKS IN 2012.

KANYE ANNOUNCES

"STOP THE MUSIC FOR A SECOND. CAN WE MAKE SOME NOISE FOR MY BABY MOMMA RIGHT QUICK..."

Sunday, 30 December 2012

IT'S UPON US

THIS TIME TOMORROW (GIVE OR TAKE THE TIME DIFFERENCE) KIM, VASHTIE, NICKI AND ASHANTI SHOULD ALL BE DIGGING OUT THEIR 'HAPPY NEW YEAR' PARTY PIECE HEADPIECES...

Saturday, 29 December 2012

S.A.T.C.

THE MOVIE (I'VE SEEN TIME AND TIME) WAS ON LAST NIGHT AND MY ASS STAYED FIRMLY PUT ON THE SOFA. IT'S NOT THE MOST FLATTERING CARICATURE BUT WITH THEIR COLLECTIVE SENSE OF HUMOUR I'M SURE THEY'D SEE THE FUNNY SIDE.

SOMETHING BEGINNING WITH...

IT'S AN OPENING CEREMONY EMBROIDERED ALPHABET SWEATER. N IS FOR NISHA, NATURALLY.

ADORN YOURSELF

TAKEN FROM THE LOOKBOOK, AMBUSH IS A TOKYO BASED DESIGN COLLECTIVE. THESE GUYS EXPERIMENT WITH METALS, STONES AND PLASTICS TO CREATE HIGHLY INNOVATIVE PIECES. THE STYLING IS HIGHLY FAVORED TOO.

Thursday, 27 December 2012

ONE CLICK AWAY

ONLINE SHOPPING BEATS PUSHING AND SHOVING DURING THE SALES. POP YOUR DESIRED ITEMS INTO YOUR VIRTUAL BAG, ASK YOURSELF IF YOU REALLY NEED IT, CURSE TOPSHOP FOR SWAYING YOUR BETTER JUDGEMENT,  PAY AND WAIT FOR THE DOORBELL TO SING.

EN | NOIR

KANYE, BEY AND URSHER HAVE ALL SLIPPED INTO A PAIR OF EN NOIR LEATHER SWEATPANTS. THE GOLD DETAILING, ANKLE ZIPPERS AND RED LINING ALL CONTRIBUTE TO THAT LAMBSKIN LUXURY.

Wednesday, 26 December 2012

JORDAN XI

MY BEAUTIFUL FRENCH FRIEND IN THE NEWLY RELEASED NIKE AIR JORDAN 11 RETRO. I MAY WELL USE MY CHRISTMAS CASH TO COP THESE CUTIES TOMORROW.

AMEN

SADLY THIS CHRISTMAS PASSES AWAY, SO LET US GIVE THANKS TODAY, AS WE PREPARE FOR THE YEAR ANEW, WITH FAITH AND HOPE TO SEE IT THROUGH...

FUR COAT NO KNICKERS

HOPE EVERYONE HAD A COSY CHRISTMAS. RIHANNA SPENT HERS BY THE LOG FIRE WITH A GLASS OF MULLED WINE WAITING PATIENTLY FOR SANTA BABY.

BROWN SUGAR

"YOU ARE THE PERFECT VERSE OVER A TIGHT BEAT."

Tuesday, 25 December 2012

NOËL

TO ALL MY BELOVED READERS. HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ONE AND ALL. HAVE A TREE-MENDOUS TIME! 

Monday, 24 December 2012

EVE

CHRISTMAS WISHES...

WHEN THEY SAY, 'LIKE MOTHER, LIKE DAUGHTER' I TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MAMA...

MY KINDA LEAGUE

THE CLASSIC BASEBALL JERSEY SEEMS TO BE A WELCOME ADDITION TO MY WARDROBE LATELY. LOVE HOW YOU CAN JUST THROW IT OVER SOMETHING A LITTLE SEXY TO GIVE THE OUTFIT SOMETHING A LITTLE SPORTIVE. KARRUECHE TRAN AT THE GAS STATION DOES JUST THAT.

BILINGUAL

AS WELL AS MY 'NATIVE' LANGUAGE KUTCHI,

Saturday, 22 December 2012

SHE BANGS

KIM K DITCHED HER ONE TIME CLIP IN FRINGE AND LET HER HAIR STYLIST GIVE HER THE REAL DEAL. MADE ME LOOK BACK AT SOME OF MY OLD FRINGE SNAPS AND HAVE A 'HAIR DAYS GONE BY' MOMENT. THE CHOPPY BED HEAD FINISH WORKS IN GIVING HER A REFRESHINGLY YOUTHFUL BOOST.

CAUTION

DELETE WHERE APPROPRIATE.

SUPPORT

LENDING A HELPING HAND.

DIVA DRESS CODE

MELANIE FIONA CLEARLY BUZZING AFTER A PERFORMANCE ON VH1 DIVAS IN A PAIR OF CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN BANDITA BOOTS. WELL PLACED SLITS CAN BE SO FRIGGIN' SEXY.

Friday, 21 December 2012

#FF

NOT ONLY IS IT FRIDAY BUT IT'S ALSO THE START OF MY CHRISTMAS BREAK. FUCK YESS.

Wednesday, 19 December 2012

CHRISTMAS RAPPER

SO TOMORROW I'VE ORGANISED A WEAR YOUR CHRISTMAS JUMPER DAY AT WORK. SOMETHING TO TAKE THE EDGE OFF. I'M GOING TO HAVE A RUMMAGE AROUND THE DEPTHS OF THE DRAWERS AND SEE WHAT TAKES MY FESTIVE FANCY. WHATEVER I CHOOSE, I WILL DO AS SNOOP SAYS AND 'DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT'.

Tuesday, 18 December 2012

BABY BOY

"YOU'RE MY WOMAN. THEM OTHER HO'S IS TRICKS. I MAKE LOVE TO YOU, I WANT TO BE WITH YOU, BUT I FUCK OTHER FEMALES OCCASIONALLY. I DON'T KNOW WHY, I JUST DO. THAT'S THE SITUATION. YOU FEEL BETTER NOW? THAT'S SOME HONESTY FOR YO ASS. DEAL WITH IT. I LOVE YOU ENOUGH TO BE HONEST."

ALL WHITE PARTY

DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS? LOOK NO FURTHER THAN THE ANNUAL KARDASHIAN KHRISTMAS KARD.

LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT

I HAVEN'T DONE ANY CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. I HAVE DONE SOME SEASONAL SHOPPING. OVER THE PAST COUPLE WEEKS I'VE 'INVESTED' IN SOME SENSIBLE ALL BLACK BASICS. THESE INCLUDE: CLASSIC CAN'T GO WRONG LEATHER AIR MAX 90/NEEDED A NEW WORK BAG LAMINATED MARC JACOBS TOTE/CHARITY SHOP BARGAIN MOC CROC PATENT BOOTS/EVERYONE NEEDS A PAIR OF WET LOOK LEGGINGS/KEEPS MY HEAD WARM VINTAGE FILA BEANIE/BLACK UNDERWEAR IS THE SEXIEST PRETTY LACE BRA. SEE, I JUSTIFIED THEM ALL.

Sunday, 16 December 2012

BAD 25

LAST NIGHT I STAYED IN N WATCHED THE MOVING SPIKE LEE JOINT 'BAD 25' CELEBRATING 25 YEARS OF MJ'S GROUNDBREAKING 'BAD' ALBUM. I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE TATIANA THUMBTZEN IN THAT VIDEO - THE PRETTY BABY WITH THE HIGH HEELS ON, GIVING MICHAEL FEVER THAT HE'D NEVER EVER KNOWN...

Saturday, 15 December 2012

#101

KATE MOSS HAS BEEN ON MY LIPS FOR THE PAST FEW DAYS AND SHE'S A GOOD KISSER. HER SOFT PINK SHADE FROM THE RIMMEL LONDON LASTING FINISH MATTE LIPSTICK COLLECTION IS VELVETY, LEAVES A RICH COLOUR AND EVEN HAS A HINT OF A SWEET SCENT. 

Friday, 14 December 2012

“ ”

THERE'S NO ROOM FOR PROCRASTINATION.

DRESSED FOR THE COLE

KEYSHIA COLE THREW ON A RACCOON FUR FOR A RADIO INTERVIEW. THIS PHOTO JUST WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THE SAME WITHOUT THE CUPPING OF THE TEA CUP.

FUCKIN' PROBLEMS

BE STILL. APPRECIATE THE VIDEO STILLS.

Tuesday, 11 December 2012

COUPLE CO-ORDS

IN THE LAST WEEK I'VE SPOTTED PHARRELL & HELEN LASICHANH, LEWIS HAMILTON & NICOLE SCHERZINGER AND OF COURSE JAY & BEY ALL COUPLED UP IN KHAKI, CAMO AND QUILTING - THESE MUST BE THE ESSENTIAL COMPONENTS FOR A MATCH MADE IN CELEBRITY FASHION HEAVEN...

FRONT PAGE

I SNAPPED A TROLL DOLL GRACING THE FRONT PAGE OF TODAY'S STYLIST MAGAZINE. I USED TO COLLECT THESE RAINBOW HAIRED CREATURES AS A KID. THIS COVER IS A KEEPER.

Monday, 10 December 2012

WHO CAN? BEYONCÉ CAN.

“PEPSI EMBRACES CREATIVITY AND UNDERSTANDS THAT ARTISTS EVOLVE, AS A BUSINESSWOMAN, THIS ALLOWS ME TO WORK WITH A LIFESTYLE BRAND WITH NO COMPROMISE AND WITHOUT SACRIFICING MY CREATIVITY.”

Sunday, 9 December 2012

UP IN LIGHTS

WE'VE GOT HISTORY.

Saturday, 8 December 2012

BRAVO

THE U SHAPED PLUNGE BRA IS CUT TO ACCOMMODATE LOW CUT TOPS OR DRESSES, SEPARATING AND LIFTING AS IT DOES SO. FRANKLY WITH MY TINY TITS I GO BRA-LESS WHEN FACED WITH THAT SITUATION SO I'D WEAR THIS UNDERWEAR AS OUTERWEAR WITH SOME HIGH WAIST PANTS/JEANS. YOU CAN GET YOUR BOLD CHESTY STATEMENT AT ASOS OR VICTORIA'S SECRET.

WISHFUL THINKING

MAN I WISH I WAS AT ART BASEL IN MIAMI THIS WEEKEND BUT I HAD TO SETTLE FOR SOME POP ART ON THE WALL IN THE LADIES TOILETS OF A BAR IN LONDON INSTEAD. STILL I SNAPPED IT, SHE WAS PRETTY.

Thursday, 6 December 2012

MOTORBOAT JONES

PRESENTING THE SIXTH AND FINAL ADDITION TO A SERIES WHICH IS MEANT TO REPRESENT A HANDFUL OF ALTER-EGOS PLAYED BY MICHAEL JORDAN DURING HIS FIRST RETIREMENT. HE MAY HAVE RETIRED BUT THE LIL WAYNES, RITA ORAS AND USHERS OF THE WORLD ARE PERFORMING THESE JORDAN 9s IN HIS HONOR.

FINGERING

HANDS UP IN THE AIR, I JUST WANT THE, I JUST WANT THE BADDEST BITCH IN THE WORLD RIGHT HERE ON MY LAP...

Wednesday, 5 December 2012

1°C

BABY, IT'S COLD OUTSIDE.

HOT CROSS HEELS

SHE'S TAKING THE HOLY PATH.

KERB APPEAL

INDIAN BOMBSHELL LAKSHMI MENON FEATURES IN THE MARIE CLAIRE DEC 2012 ISSUE DRESSED IN BLACK & WHITE BOLD GRAPHICS LAYERED TO RAISE THE ROOF IN ANY NEIGHBORHOOD.

DO THE SLITS

SHOW A BIT OF LEG? NAH FORGET THAT, SHOW A BIT MORE. WHETHER IT'S THIGH HIGH OR MID WAY - JESSIE, TEYANA, SOLANGE AND KIM ALL TAKE TWO SLITS AND OPT FOR DOUBLE THE TROUBLE.

Tuesday, 4 December 2012

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JAY

"...AND SO I PUT THIS ON MY LIFE NOBODY OR NOTHING WILL EVER COME BETWEEN US."

Monday, 3 December 2012

CLUB POLICY

SO MY FRIENDS WERE OVER FROM PARIS AND WE'VE BEEN OUT ENTERTAINING ALL WEEKEND. THEY REALLY KNOW HOW TO PARTY AND IT GOT ME TO THINKING...SO LONG AS THE MOOD AND THE MUSIC'S RIGHT, IT'S IMPERATIVE TO EMBRACE THE MOMENT AND STICK TO THE FOLLOWING RULE:

Saturday, 1 December 2012

UP CLOSE & PERSONAL

I WATCHED AN INTIMATE BEHIND THE SCENES DOCUMENTARY OF CHERYL COLE IN 'ACCESS ALL AREAS' RECENTLY WHICH FOLLOWED HER FIRST SOLO TOUR WITH CONCERT FOOTAGE AND CUTE ON SCREEN CHEMISTRY WITH DANCER/BOYFRIEND TRE HOLLOWAY. THEY MAKE A TRENDY TWOSOME.

Wednesday, 28 November 2012

TREY DAY

HE LIKES TO STEAL YO GIRL, WET/DROP HER PANTIES AND DIVE IN. BEWARE, IT'S TREY SONGZ BIRTHDAY TODAY AND HE ONLY CAME FOR THE LADIES AND THE DRINKS...

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