Saturday, 29 September 2012

YOU HAD ME AT HELLO

SEX AT FIRST SIGHT?

THE BROODY BUNCH

“I JUST GOTTA DO IT. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS KNOWING THAT SHE IS THERE AND I HAVE TO TEND TO MY BABIES. THIS IS MY FIRST CHILD EVER IN LIFE. I GOTTA GO HARD AT EVERYTHING. AS HARD AS I GO IN THE STUDIO, I GOTTA GO JUST AS HARD TAKING CARE OF MY BABY AND MAKING SURE SHE’S ALRIGHT, AND I’M SPENDING TIME WITH HER AND SHE DOESN’T FEEL NEGLECTED.”

ON A GLOBAL SCALE

I LOVE ME A LOGO SWEATSHIRT AND SO IT SEEMS DOES JAY. HERE HE IS SPORTING A COLLEGE PIECE FROM ACNE WELL SUITED FOR THE NBA PARTY HE ATTENDED - LOOKING, AS EVER, TOO COOL FOR HIGH SCHOOL.

Wednesday, 26 September 2012

CHECKMATE

SCOTLAND'S RICH HERITAGE HAS FLOODED ROYAL ENGLAND THIS SEASON WITH TARTAN MAKING A BOLDER COMEBACK. I'LL BE WEARING MINE IN THE FORM OF A FLANNEL SHIRT...FIND YOUR CLAN AND WEAR YOUR CLOTHES WITH THAT CRISS CROSS.

Tuesday, 25 September 2012

I ♡ YASIIN BEY

PASSION INSTANCE/SWEAT BEADS FEEL ME/CUPID SHOT ME/MY HEART BEAT'S RACING

Monday, 24 September 2012

CLIQUE

IT'S GOING TO BE A CRUEL WINTER.

COLOUR THERAPY

I BOUGHT AN AMERICAN APPAREL HOODIE YESTERDAY IN MAUVE AND IT SEEMS IT WAS THE RIGHT MOVE. APPARENTLY THESE ARE THE COLORS OF THE SEASON THAT COAX A FEELING OF 'REASSURANCE, TRANQUILITY AND RELAXATION WITH NO SUGGESTION OF ANXIETY IN THE SURROUNDINGS, WRAPPING US IN CAREFREE BABY BLANKET COLORS, HARMONIOUSLY BLENDING TOGETHER' (THEIR WORDS NOT MINE). SOUNDS LIKE I'LL BE IN SAFE HANDS THEN...


WET WEAR

PICK A TRANSPARENT RAINCOAT AND/OR A TRANSPARENT CLUTCH BARE YOUR FASHIONABLE SOUL AND HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HIDE.

Thursday, 20 September 2012

ADORN

VENUS X WEARS A 'NATH' OR INDIAN BRIDAL NOSE RING WITH DECORATIVE CHAIN ATTACHED. DAMN, I'D MARRY HER.

MATCHY MATCHY

TEYANA T AND PUSHA T SIDE BY SIDE IN THE SAME GIVENCHY AW12 AMERICAN FLAG EMBOSSED SWEATER. IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE BOTH IN LEATHERS TOO - TWO T'S IN A POD.

Tuesday, 18 September 2012

TO BE FRANK WITH YOU

FRANK OCEAN 'PYRAMIDS' IS A DARK, DRUGGY (AGAIN), CLOSE TO 8 MINUTE VIDEO THAT CENTERS AROUND CONFUSION, HALLUCINATIONS AND AN UNDER THE INFLUENCE MOTORCYCLE JOURNEY. PERHAPS A LOST SOUL BUT SOULFUL AS EVER.

SPA DAY

YESTERDAY I TOOK UP MY FRIEND'S INVITE AND WENT ON A SPONTANEOUS SPA DAY. 2 HOURS OF HOPPING BETWEEN JACUZZI, STEAM, SAUNA AND BACK AGAIN - IT WAS THE MOST RELAXING WAY TO ROUND OFF MY WEEK HOLIDAY. *PLEASE NOTE THE PICTURE BELOW DOES NOT TRULY REPRESENT THE SAUNA ROOM I SWEATED OUT IN.

HEY DADDY

JUST WATCHED THE VERY REVEALING OPRAH NEXT CHAPTER/USHER INTERVIEW AND FELL IN LOVE WITH USHER ALL OVER AGAIN. FELT LIKE I NEEDED TO POST HIM JUST TO RELIEVE MYSELF - HERE HE IS IN A RECENT INTERVIEW WEARING A BERRY DIP DYE RAF SIMONS OMBRE SWEATER WITH TORTOISE SHELL GLASSES. THERE, I FEEL MUCH BETTER NOW.

IKEA

ON A RECENT TRIP TO IKEA I WAS MOMENTARILY DISTRACTED BY A HEAP OF MULTICULTURAL DOLLS. THE UNITED £8 LEKKAMRAT DOLLS 'ENCOURAGE ROLE PLAY WHERE CHILDREN CAN DEVELOP SOCIAL SKILLS BY IMITATING GROWN-UPS AND INVENTING THEIR OWN ROLES'. WAY TO GO ON THE SALES PITCH. 

Monday, 17 September 2012

MEET MAYBACH MUSIC

JESSICA GOMES IS THE AUSTRALIAN SPORTS ILLUSTRATED MODEL WHOSE VOICE YOU HEAR ON THE INTRO TO EVERY SINGLE MMG TRACK. THE WELL KNOWN 'MAYBACH MUSIC' DROP WAS BORN AT A PARTY IN THE STUDIO WITH JAY Z AND ROZAY WHERE THEY TOOK A LIKING TO JESSICA'S ACCENT, AN QUICK EXCHANGE OF GIRLY CONVERSATION WAS RECORDED AND STUCK. WHAT LUCK.

Saturday, 15 September 2012

IMG

HERE'S A little BIT OF ME.

ARAB SPRING

JEREMY SCOTT S/S 2013 WAS MIDDLE EASTERN CHARM WITH A SPRINKLING OF HARLEM. A BLEND OF SPORTSWEAR AND BURQA INSPIRED PIECES IN EXOTIC GOLDSKIN/SNAKESKIN/CROCSKIN AND GENERAL SKIN WAS TOPPED OFF WITH WHIP READY HAIR, ORNATE NAILS AND HOOKER HEELS. AFTER THE SHOW TYRA BANKS RUBBED SHOULDERS WITH FELLOW MODELS BACKSTAGE.

Thursday, 13 September 2012

AT THE MOTEL

HAD TO POST A COUPLE NEW ARRIVALS FROM MOTEL ROCKS. THEIR SIMPLISTIC ON TREND PIECES NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME CHECK-IN. THE 90s INSPIRED TURTLENECK DRESS AND OFF THE SHOULDER CROP ARE MY EDITORS PICKS. 

LOVE IN THE A

AS I'VE HAD ALL THIS TIME ON MY HANDS I'VE FINALLY BEEN ABLE TO CATCH UP WITH LOVE & HIP HOP ATLANTA. PUERTO RICAN HAILING JOSELINE HERNANDEZ WAS BY FAR THE SHINING STAR OF THE SHOW FOR ME. I COULDN'T HELP BUT LOVE HER BAD BITCH ATTITUDE, THE DRAMA QUEEN DRAMA SCENES AND THOSE KEEP IT REAL WISE CRACKS (USUALLY DIRECTED TO HER SEX SLAVE STEVIE J) OH AND LET'S NOT FORGET, THAT BODY.

Wednesday, 12 September 2012

WHEN IN MARBELLA

BRITISH MODEL JOURDAN DUNN IN A REEBOK SNAPBACK (RIGHT) BEING STRADDLED BY A FRIEND IN A REEBOK SNAPBACK (LEFT).

OH SHIT

BAMBI MAKING A MAGICAL MESS IS THIS PSYCHEDELIC ILLUSTRATION BY FABIAN CIRAOLO.

Tuesday, 11 September 2012

MAN & MACHINE

WE GOT OUR FRIEND TO DO A SPOT OF HOUSEWORK, A LITTLE HOOVERING NEVER HURT ANYBODY.

I'VE GOT A WEDGES

I SPENT THE FIRST DAY OF MY WEEK OFF WITH A TRUSTY CHARITY SHOP RUN AND JUST BEFORE JUMPING ON THE BUS BACK HOME, A £1.49 McDONALD'S PICK ME UP.

PICK A NUMBER

1. I JUST BOUGHT A PUSSY FROM THE PET SHOP
2. I ATE HER PUSSY
3. HE DIDN'T JUMP, HE WAS TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY

NEW INK

RIH RIH COVERED HER MODESTY AND UNVEILED HER NEW TATT ON TWITTER. THE EGYPTIAN GODDESS ISIS KNEELING WITH HER WINGS SPREAD IS A TRIBUTE TO HER #GRANGRANDOLLY ALWAYS IN AND ON HER HEART.

Monday, 10 September 2012

IGGY AZALEA

"I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP A JOB. MY JOB IS RAPPING. IF YOU LOOK AT MY VISA FOR WHAT THE FUCK I'M HERE TO DO, THAT'S WHAT IT WILL SAY. SO I HAVE TO KEEP THIS JOB OR I GO HOME. IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME."

Sunday, 9 September 2012

COP A FEEL

AND THE AWARD FOR BEST SUGGESTIVE STAGE ANTICS GOES TO A$AP ROCKY AT THE 2012 VMAs.

PHARRELL WILLIAMS x BULLETT MAGAZINE

"...I'M ALL ABOUT GIRLS, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? IF YOU CUT ME OPEN, ALL OF MY ADMIRATION FOR WOMEN COMES TUMBLING OUT."

AZEALIA BANKS x MAC

THE HARLEM MERMAID PERFORMED LIVE AT THE MAC STORE IN MANHATTAN FOR THE LAUNCH OF HER NEW PLUM LIPPY 'YUNG RAPUNXEL'. SHE CAME CLAD IN A CUT OUT ROMPER WITH SOME THIGH HIGH STOMPERS.

TODAY'S FORECAST

'SUNBATHING AT THE WEDGE' OIL PAINTING BY PAUL CUMES.

Wednesday, 5 September 2012

NE-YO SE-XY

"THAT'S WHEN YOU WRAP THEM LEGS AROUND ME AND I FALL VICTIM TO THAT LAZY LOVE."

MY OVERUSED WORD

ADJECTIVE ~ WEAK; INADEQUATE; UNSATISFACTORY; UNCONVINCINGLY FEEBLE: A LAME EXCUSE

ROLLIN' WITH THE HOMIES

95' WESCOAST USA, CLUELESS IS A CERTIFIED CLASSIC.

Sunday, 2 September 2012

BECAUSE I'M WORTH IT

MOST OF THESE FEMALES AREN'T WORTH ANY EMOTION, BUT A GIRL THAT CAN GET SOME EMOTION OUT OF YOU IS WORTH ATTENTION.

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SPEAKING IN CODE.

BUN DAT

THE TAE HECKARD 'NINJA BUN' IS HER WAY OF SAYING EFF THE COMB - SHE ISN'T DOING HER HAIR. IT JUST HAPPENS TO BE SEXY. THE MESSIER THE BETTER.

Saturday, 1 September 2012

DEFINING LYRICS

SHE HAS ALL THE FEMININE CHARMS TO RENDER A MAN POWERLESS.

BIG SEAN LONG JOHN

BIG SEAN ON THE SET OF A VIDEO SHOOT IN A 2 IN 1 SHORTS/LONG JOHNS LOOKING CHURCH PRINT COMBO FROM KOKON TO ZAI. SWERVE.

50 SHADES OF CHRIS?

BROWN...BLONDE...BLUE...AND COUNTING

32A

RUB YOUR TITTIES IF YOU LOVE BIG POPPA.

MOREISH MAOAM

CHEWY TREATS OF COLA, APPLE, STRAWBERRY, CHERRY, ORANGE PLUS PEACH AND PASSION FRUIT. OH MY, THEY WERE THE TASTIEST BALLS I'VE EVER TRIED.

CHILD'S PLAY

MY FRIEND'S TRAINING HIS SON FROM YOUNG. A MINI (MOST ADORABLE) MOZART IN THE MAKING.

OUTFIT OF THE WEEK

I'VE SEEN THE #OOTW FEATURES SO WHAT THE HELL, HERE'S MY #OOTW FEATURE. PATCHWORK LEATHER VINTAGE JACKET, CAMO T, DIP DYE SHORT SHORTS AND BARELY THERE EASILY LADDERED 10 DENIER TIGHTS. HOW D'YA LIKE THAT?

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