Wednesday, 31 December 2014

NYE

MAY LADY LUCK BLESS YOU WITH GOOD FORTUNE AND BEAUTIFUL BLESSINGS THIS NEW YEAR.


NICKI MINAJ x ROLLING STONE

"I STAND FOR GIRLS WANTING TO BE SEXY AND DANCE, BUT ALSO HAVING A STRONG SENSE OF THEMSELVES. IF YOU GOT A BIG OL' BUTT? SHAKE IT! WHO CARES? THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T BE GRADUATING FROM COLLEGE."

Sunday, 28 December 2014

TALLY UP

A FEW THINGS I PICKED UP IN MY LATE NIGHT SALE SPREE THIS YEAR. URBAN OUTFITTERS VARSITY, ZARA HOODED DRESS, UNIQLO CHINOS, AND TO BALANCE IT ALL OUT, SOME FOOTASYLUM NEW BALANCE. PURCHASES IN THE PM PROVED PRODUCTIVE.

CHRISTMAS AFTERMATH

PEELING MY ASS OFF THE SOFA TO SAY, THESE PAST FEW DAYS HAVE TURNED ME INTO THE UNDEFEATABLE EATING MACHINE THAT WAS BRUCE BOGTROTTER. NO PORTION WAS TOO BIG. FIX ME A PLATE.

Friday, 26 December 2014

MISSION STATEMENT

PRETTY MUCH ME AND EVERY OTHER WOMAN SHOPPING ON BOXING DAY

Wednesday, 24 December 2014

HBA x SANTA

WHO KNOWS WHAT HE MIGHT 'TURN UP' WEARING TONIGHT.

MY FAIR LADY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY MUMS ON CHRISTMAS EVE, HER BROWS BEEN ON FLEEK.

Sunday, 21 December 2014

'TIS THE SEASON 2, EPISODE 1

"AND FINALLY, THE MOST IMPORTANT BREAKUP RULE, NO MATTER WHO BROKE YOUR HEART, OR HOW LONG IT TAKES TO HEAL, YOU'LL NEVER GET THROUGH IT WITHOUT YOUR FRIENDS."

GIVE IT TO MAMA

EVOKING BODY CONFIDENCE, HUGGING ON THAT FEMALE FORM AND SELF EMPOWERING US LADIES?! NO WONDER I'M CRUSHING ON THIS ONLINE FLIRTY FIND. ALLOW ME TO QUOTE DRIZZY, MAMAS BOUTIQUE IS BAD. NOT BAD MEANING BAD, BUT BAD MEANING GOOD.

LIGHT BULB MOMENT

1 FOR EFFORT, 10 FOR INGENUITY.

ABOUT A WEEK AGO

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN. BOTTLES POPPED AT 4PM AND THE FESTIVITIES CONTINUED WELL INTO THE SPARKLY NIGHT. IN A BORROWED BERSHKA BACKLESS DRESS, I HEADED TO THE PANTO THEMED OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY. BY THE TIME THE CLOCK STRUCK, CINDERELLA WAS HAVING A BALL.

Friday, 19 December 2014

#eggplantfriday

EVEN THE PENGUINS ARE ASTONISHED.

Sunday, 7 December 2014

PAPER MAKING

ART BASEL ANYONE?

HE SAID, SHE SAID.

THE WORD'S OUT.

COLD FEET

BRR, HAIRY FEET ARE ONLY ACCEPTABLE THIS WINTER IF THEY COME IN FUR FORM.  

DENIM x ALEXANDER WANG

"IT'S NOT PROVOCATIVE JUST IN TERMS OF SEXY, BUT PROVOCATIVE TO PROVOKE CONVERSATION…I'M NOT DICTATING WHAT THAT MESSAGE IS EXACTLY. THE INTERESTING PART IS TO SEE HOW PEOPLE INTERPRET IT, AND WHAT THEY HAVE TO SAY ABOUT IT. OF COURSE, THERE ARE GOING TO BE PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE WITH IT."

Saturday, 29 November 2014

IRRIGATION

WHAT KHAN SAYS GOES.


7/11

NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL A WARM WELCOME HOME, THANK YOU B.

TWO WEEK TOUR

THE SOUNDS AND SMELLS OF SPIRITUAL INDIA ARE STILL FRESH IN MY MIND, THIS PLACE TAKES THE AWARD FOR THE VIVIDEST OF COLOURS PAIRED WITH THE MOST HUSTLE AND BUSTLE I'VE EVER WITNESSED IN ONE PLACE AT ANY ONE TIME. SWEEPING ME OFF MY FRENCH POLISHED FEET WERE THE GOLDEN TEMPLE, TAJ MAHAL AND ELEPHANT RIDE. FROM SUNRISE TO SUNSET EACH CITY PERFORMED ITS OWN THEATRICAL TREAT.

Sunday, 16 November 2014

AN INDIAN WINTER

HERE GOES MY IMPROMPTU I'M GOING ON HOLIDAY POST. TONIGHT I FULFILL A FANTASY AND FLY OUT TO INDIA. TALES OF THE TAJ MAHAL LIE IN MY WAKE AND I CAN FINALLY UNLEASH MY BOLLYWOOD BEAST. REPORTING BACK IN TWO WEEKS AND HERE'S HOPING UNAFFECTED BY DELHI BELLY.

Saturday, 15 November 2014

IN LOVING MEMORY OF

I WENT TO THE CEMETERY TODAY TO VISIT MY DEAR GRANDPARENTS (RIP) AND IT GOT ME THINKING ABOUT GRAVESTONE INSCRIPTIONS. WITH ALL DUE RESPECT MINE MIGHT GO A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 


ZIP FLY

WITH ALMOST TWO DECADES OF SHOE MAKING UNDER THEIR BELTS CATERPILLAR HAS NOT ONLY ADDED A FEW MORE FEMININE INCHES, THEY'VE GIVEN THE LACE UP THE BOOT. 

Wednesday, 12 November 2014

SIMPSONIZED

KIM KARDASHIAN GETS THE CARTOON TREATMENT FROM ITALIAN ARTIST ALEXSANDRO PALOMBO. MAYBE THIS WILL BE A LITTLE EASIER FOR BABY NORTH TO DIGEST?

Sunday, 9 November 2014

HUG IN A MUG

SUNDAY AFTERNOON WASN'T COMPLETE UNTIL I GOT MY ANNUAL GINGERBREAD LATTE FIX. LITTLE DID I KNOW I WAS JUST IN TIME TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THEIR BUY ONE GET ONE FREE DEAL TOO. EPIC DIDN'T FAIL.

HOOD OF THE CAR

JOURDAN DUNN POSES BACKSEAT IN A BARELY THERE JEREMY SCOTT HOODIE. SAY CHEESE-STRINGS.

Wednesday, 5 November 2014

FIRING SQUAD

MAKE SURE THE ONLY SPARKS THAT FLY, ARE IN THE SKY.

Tuesday, 4 November 2014

RIHANNA x ESQUIRE

@BADGALRIRI IS BACK SHOWERING US WITH PRE-CHRISTMAS GIFTS.

Sunday, 2 November 2014

THIS COULD BE US

BUT YOU PLAYING.

SKELETONS IN THE CLOSET

THIS YEAR'S HALLOWEEN COSTUMES SPANNED A VARIETY OF THEMES, RIHANNA'S NINJA TURTLE AND BLUE IVY'S TAKE ON MJ STOLE MY HEART. THERE I AM IN THE ZONE BOTTOM CENTER AS A BELLY DANCER. HIPS DON'T LIE. 

Friday, 31 October 2014

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE x STEVEN KLEIN

HERE'S A 'FROW BACK FRIDAY' FOR BLOODY HALLOWEEN.

‪#‎CompanyBSHS‬

BAGGED MYSELF AN INVITE TO THE COMPANY MAGAZINE BLOGGER HIGH STREET STYLE EVENT, I WAS SO STOCKED I HAD TO GIVE MYSELF AN AIR KISS. OUTSHINING ALL BRANDS, ASOS KILLED THE RUNWAY AND THE CANAPÉS WERE OH SO CLASSY.

Tuesday, 28 October 2014

THE ART OF THE STYLIST COVER

"IN FIVE SHORT YEARS, STYLIST MAGAZINE HAS CONTINUALLY BROKEN THE STEREOTYPE OF WHAT THE COVER OF A MAINSTREAM MAGAZINE SHOULD LOOK LIKE. THIS EXHIBITION BRINGS TOGETHER THE ORIGINAL ARTWORK COVER AND PHOTOGRAPHY, SKETCHES, MOCK-UPS, FAILED ATTEMPTS AND BEHIND-THE-SCENES IMAGES TO SHOW THE PROCESS OF HOW THESE ICONIC COVERS WERE MADE."

Sunday, 26 October 2014

HOLLYHOOD

HEY NIKKI YOU'RE SO FINE, YOU'RE SO FINE YOU BLOW THEIR MINDS.

Wednesday, 22 October 2014

FORBIDDEN FRUIT

SHE'S THE APPLE OF MY EYE.

NICKI MINAJ x GQ

"I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT BY THE TIME I PUT OUT A THIRD ALBUM, I WOULD WANT TO COME BACK TO NATURAL HAIR AND NATURAL MAKEUP. I THOUGHT, I WILL SHOCK THE WORLD AGAIN AND JUST BE MORE TONED DOWN. I THOUGHT THAT WOULD BE MORE SHOCKING THAN TO KEEP ON DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY HAD ALREADY SEEN."

Tuesday, 21 October 2014

THE SULTAN OF SUAVE

THE FASHION WORLD MOURNS THE DEATH OF OSCAR DE LA RENTA WHOSE STUNNING DESIGNS DELICATELY GRACED NUMEROUS RED CARPETS AND INFLUENTIAL EVENTS SPANNING 50 YEARS IN THE INDUSTRY. MANY OF HIS CREATIONS WERE FEATURED DURING SEX AND THE CITY AND THE CITY SIMPLY LUSTED.

Sunday, 19 October 2014

GOT ME FEELING LIKE

ANOTHER SUNDAY ANOTHER AFTERNOON INDIAN MOVIE.

I LIKE TO MAUVE IT MAUVE IT

WITHOUT THE HELP OF A NEEDLE KYLIE JENNER HAS TAKEN HER POUT FROM 0 TO 100. APPARENTLY IT'S ALL IN THE ART OF A LARGER THAN LIFE LIP LINE FILLED IN WITH A MAUVE MATTE HUE. CHOOSE STICKS FROM NYX, MAC, TOPSHOP, MAYBELLINE OR RIMMELL AND BE THE WORD OF EVERYONE'S LIPS.

Saturday, 18 October 2014

#ALEXANDERWANGXHM

THE COLLECTION HAS BEEN VIEWED AND JUDGING BY THE PREVIEW THERE WILL BE MASSIVE QUEUES. 

HELLO STRANGER

APOLOGIES. I'VE BEEN MIA. NOT PARTICULAR REASON. LATELY JUST HAD AN ATTITUDE THAT MY MOTHER WOULDN'T BE PROUD OF. YOU HAVEN'T BEEN FAR FROM MY THOUGHTS THOUGH.

Sunday, 5 October 2014

BE BAGUETTE

NAOMI CAMPBELL AND RITA ORA BOTH CARRY A COUPLE OF VERY SHEEPISH LOOKING FENDI SHEARLING BAGS. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN FARM MEETS FASHION.

Wednesday, 1 October 2014

DISARONNO WEARS VERSACE

SHE SELLS SEASHELLS BY THE SEASHORE. THE SHELLS SHE SELLS ARE SURELY SEASHELLS. SO IF SHE SELLS SHELLS ON THE SEASHORE, I WANT A BOTTLE OF THIS FOR CHRISTMAS FOR SURE.

Sunday, 28 September 2014

DOLLED UP

FOR THE JEREMY SCOTT MOSCHINO SHOW, LIFE IN PLASTIC WAS FANTASTIC.

COFFEE MORNING

ON FRIDAY THE TEAM AT WORK HELD A CHARITY CAKE SALE IN AID OF MACMILLAN CANCER SUPPORT. ALL EIGHT SLICES OF MY HOMEMADE BANANA CAKE WERE GOBBLED AND WE BAKED OUR WAY TO OVER £300. NOW THAT'S SAVVY MONKEY BUSINESS.

Sunday, 21 September 2014

VERTICALLY CHALLENGED

I WENT TO MY DEAR FRIEND'S STRIPE THEMED PARTY ON FRIDAY NIGHT. HERE WE ARE READING BETWEEN THE LINES OF SOME CELEBRITY INSPO. I WENT FOR A CUTE CANDY CRUSH TOPSHOP CO-ORD SET OFF AGAINST HIS FRENCH BRETON.

PMS

MARY J BLIGE SAYS IT BEST WHEN SHE SOULFULLY SINGS. 'HAVING ONE OF THIS DAYS WHEN I CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND. SO DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME. SEE I DON'T WANNA HEAR YOUR PROBLEM, CAUSE I'M HAVING SOME OF MY OWN. I KNOW IT WAS NOT YOUR FAULT THAT I'M FEELIN DOWN. I JUST WANNA BE LEFT ALONE.'

TAKE THAT

JUST AS EVERYONE MILDLY RECOVERS FROM THE NICKI MINAJ POSTERIOR, JLO GOES AND GIVES US THIS NOT SO SUBTLE REMINDER. YOU BEST BELIEVE THIS BOOTY.

Saturday, 20 September 2014

THAT GIRL

SPOT THE LOW BLOWS.

Thursday, 18 September 2014

WINNING

THE ONLY MODEL THAT'S MADE MY LONDON FASHION WEEK POST FOR SPRING IS OF COURSE WINNIE HARLOW AT ASHISH. WITH FLASHY SEQUINS STILL AT THE HEART OF THE SHOW, SHE ROCKED FLUFFY FEET AND REVITALISED A BIT OF GINGHAM. PLAYFUL ENOUGH FOR ANY TEDDY BEAR'S PICNIC, SAVE ME A SANDWICH.

Sunday, 14 September 2014

HER MINAJESTY

LOOKING SUPER COSY IN THIS ULTIMATE SUNDAY SCENARIO, NICKI MINAJ TALKS TO DAZED ABOUT HER 500-MILLION-DOLLAR GOAL.

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