Sunday, 28 September 2014

DOLLED UP

FOR THE JEREMY SCOTT MOSCHINO SHOW, LIFE IN PLASTIC WAS FANTASTIC.

COFFEE MORNING

ON FRIDAY THE TEAM AT WORK HELD A CHARITY CAKE SALE IN AID OF MACMILLAN CANCER SUPPORT. ALL EIGHT SLICES OF MY HOMEMADE BANANA CAKE WERE GOBBLED AND WE BAKED OUR WAY TO OVER £300. NOW THAT'S SAVVY MONKEY BUSINESS.

Sunday, 21 September 2014

VERTICALLY CHALLENGED

I WENT TO MY DEAR FRIEND'S STRIPE THEMED PARTY ON FRIDAY NIGHT. HERE WE ARE READING BETWEEN THE LINES OF SOME CELEBRITY INSPO. I WENT FOR A CUTE CANDY CRUSH TOPSHOP CO-ORD SET OFF AGAINST HIS FRENCH BRETON.

PMS

MARY J BLIGE SAYS IT BEST WHEN SHE SOULFULLY SINGS. 'HAVING ONE OF THIS DAYS WHEN I CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND. SO DON'T EVEN LOOK AT ME. SEE I DON'T WANNA HEAR YOUR PROBLEM, CAUSE I'M HAVING SOME OF MY OWN. I KNOW IT WAS NOT YOUR FAULT THAT I'M FEELIN DOWN. I JUST WANNA BE LEFT ALONE.'

TAKE THAT

JUST AS EVERYONE MILDLY RECOVERS FROM THE NICKI MINAJ POSTERIOR, JLO GOES AND GIVES US THIS NOT SO SUBTLE REMINDER. YOU BEST BELIEVE THIS BOOTY.

Saturday, 20 September 2014

THAT GIRL

SPOT THE LOW BLOWS.

Thursday, 18 September 2014

WINNING

THE ONLY MODEL THAT'S MADE MY LONDON FASHION WEEK POST FOR SPRING IS OF COURSE WINNIE HARLOW AT ASHISH. WITH FLASHY SEQUINS STILL AT THE HEART OF THE SHOW, SHE ROCKED FLUFFY FEET AND REVITALISED A BIT OF GINGHAM. PLAYFUL ENOUGH FOR ANY TEDDY BEAR'S PICNIC, SAVE ME A SANDWICH.

Sunday, 14 September 2014

HER MINAJESTY

LOOKING SUPER COSY IN THIS ULTIMATE SUNDAY SCENARIO, NICKI MINAJ TALKS TO DAZED ABOUT HER 500-MILLION-DOLLAR GOAL.

Tuesday, 9 September 2014

KENDALL JENNER x SUNDAY TIMES STYLE

“TODAY WE GO BACK TO THE 1990S, WHEN BEAUTY, POWER, ATTITUDE AND CONFIDENCE WERE MORE IMPORTANT. WEIRD, CREATURE-LIKE MODELS ARE PART OF THE PAST. KENDALL IS NOT WEIRD. SHE’S A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, EVEN ICONIC, BECAUSE ALL THESE YOUNG GIRLS LOOK AT HER INSTAGRAM AND THEY WANT TO LOOK LIKE HER.”

JUST A LITTLE PICK ME UP

I'D SAY DRAKE AND HIS ANACONDA DO WANT SOME COZ SHE'S GOT BUNS, HUN.

NEW WHIP

I'VE GOT THE KEYS TO A NEW SET OF WHEELS AND IT'S ONLY RIGHT TO SAY A LITTLE PRAYER.

AN APPLE A DAY

YOU MIGHT BRING THE DOCTOR YOUR WAY IF YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL WHEN CARVING THIS DELIGHTFUL CRUNCHY CREATION. EAT YOUR HEART OUT.

Sunday, 7 September 2014

WOMAN OF THE YEAR

GQ MAGAZINE BLESSES KIM K WITH AN ASS-TOUNDING ACCOLADE.

Wednesday, 3 September 2014

WEDDING SEASON

MY BEAUTIFUL COUSIN BECAME A WIFE THIS WEEKEND AND IN TRUE INDIAN WEDDING FORM THE FESTIVITIES SPANNED OVER FOUR LOVE BURSTING DAYS. THE MEHNDI WAS ADORNED ON THE BRIDE'S HANDS AND FEET, A MARK OF CELEBRATION SIGNIFYING A RICH EVERLASTING BOND BETWEEN THE COUPLE. COUNTLESS METRES OF SARI FABRIC WERE WRAPPED, I WENT FOR A PALE YELLOW SHEER LACE WITH NEON PINK AND HOUNDSTOOTH BORDER. THE SUMMER ROSE PETALS WERE CONFETTI SHOWERED OVER THE NEW MR & MRS AND OF COURSE THE CAKE TOPPER SEALED THE SACRED NIGHT WITH A LONG KISS GOODNIGHT.

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