Sunday, 25 January 2015

WALLFLOWER

YESTERDAY I VISITED SOMERSET HOUSE TO RECONNECT WITH A PHOTOGRAPHER WHO'S WORK I STUDIED IN COLLEGE. GUY BOURDIN, THE IMAGE MAKER. HE SPANNED A 40-YEAR FEMALE FOCUSED CAREER AND WAS PUBLISHED IN PARIS VOGUE COUNTLESS TIMES. VISUAL SEXY STORY TELLING, NOT FOR THE SHY.

SEQUIN QUEEN

RIH RIH BRUSHED OFF HER SHOULDER IN MOSCHINO AT THE LA FASHION AWARDS.

Thursday, 22 January 2015

SELFISH

“SO PROUD TO SHARE THE COVER OF MY BOOK SELFISH, OUT IN MAY! THANK YOU RIZZOLI FOR MAKING THIS HAPPEN & BEING THE BEST PARTNER. A BIG THANK YOU TO THE DONDA TEAM & KANYE FOR INSPIRING THIS IDEA & HELPING ME SHARE A DECADE OF SELFIES IN SUCH AN INTIMATE & ARTISTIC WAY! CAN’T WAIT FOR YOU TO ALL SEE THIS BOOK! XO.”

Sunday, 18 January 2015

COLD FRONT

I FELL FOR MY USUAL SUSPECTS AT LONDON COLLECTIONS: MEN THIS YEAR. THE JANUARY BREEZE BROUGHT WITH IT A HOST OF FABRIC FINISHES LAID ON THICK BY THE LIKES OF NASIR MAZHAR, KTZ, ASTRID ANDERSEN AND MOSCHINO. ICE ICE BABY.

STIFLER'S MOM

RECOVERED JUST IN TIME TO CATCH THIS VIEW. AMBER ROSE WEARS A DENTAL FLOSS SWIMSUIT AND GIVES US ALL A TOOTHACHE. SWEET JESUS.

Friday, 16 January 2015

LADIES FIRST

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRAM POSTS TO HAUGHTON & MOSS.

Wednesday, 14 January 2015

SNOT FACE

STIMPY BEST RESEMBLES ME THESE PAST COUPLE DAYS. TISSUE FIRMLY AFFIXED TO MY LEAKING NOSTRILS, TASTE BUDS ON ZERO AND LIMP LIKE A RAGDOLL. MY EYES SAY, GO TO BED NOT COME TO BED.

Sunday, 11 January 2015

I'M IN LOVE WITH THE CAMO

GAP, UNIQLO, COS AND TOPSHOP HAVE ALL FED MY CAMOUFLAGE ROMANCE LATELY. I'M CLEARLY WELL ARMED FOR THE YEAR AHEAD.

BILLBOARD 100

JUSTIN BIEBER AND LARA STONE SUNSET STRIPPING IN WEST HOLLYWOOD FOR THE SPRING CALVIN KLEIN UNDERWEAR CAMPAIGN. 

Thursday, 8 January 2015

HAPPY 80TH ELVIS

A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION.

Monday, 5 January 2015

PENCIL ME IN

I FELT THE WEIGHT OF OFFICIALLY GOING BACK TO WORK WITH THE MASSES TODAY. AS YOUR REGULAR WORKING WEEK SWINGS INTO MOTION AGAIN, DON'T FORGET WE STILL HAVE A COUNTDOWN, JUST OF A DIFFERENT KIND. 

RAISING EYEBROWS

CATWALKS AND CELEBRITIES ALIKE ARE REACHING FOR THAT MAGIC POT OF HYDROGEN PEROXIDE IN A BID TO BANISH THEIR DARK AND SOMETIMES BADLY DRAWN ON BROWS IN FAVOUR OF A BLEACHED BARELY THERE INVISIBROW. BLONDE OR BRUNETTE? NOW YOU DON'T HAVE TO CHOOSE.

Friday, 2 January 2015

POST POP: EAST MEETS WEST

SPENT A SISTERLY AFTERNOON AT THE SAATCHI GALLERY ACROSS THREE FLOORS OF POP ART SPANNING THE EAST AND WEST OF THE GLOBE. AMONG A DELIGHTFUL MICHAEL JACKSON PORTRAIT (SEE MY INSTAGRAM) AND THE JEFF KOONS IMMERSED BASKETBALLS, THIS DIGITAL PIECE FROM MOSCOW PAIRED DOWN PORN WITH ANATOMY. WEIRD SCIENCE.

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