Friday, 20 February 2015

DUTY CALLS

THIS PAST MONTH I'VE BEEN WORKING MY BROWN ASS OFF TOWARDS A NEW STORE OPENING IN DAM. I'LL BE ON A FLIGHT AT THE CRACK OF DAWN HEADING THERE TO HELP SET-UP. NOT SURE IF I'LL HAVE TIME TO PARTAKE IN THE PUFF PASS BUT HERE'S HOPING WE GET SOME TOURIST PLAYTIME. BACK ON TUESDAY, JUST IN TIME TO COUNTDOWN MY BIRTHDAY. 

RATED R

THIS FACE FEATURES ON THE BLOG REGULARLY SO IT'S ONLY PHUCKING RIGHT TO WISH THE BADGAL A HAPPY 27TH. SAY CHEESE.

Sunday, 15 February 2015

DOGGY STYLE

MY FAVOURITE DISNEY MOVIE WAS ON THE BOX THIS EVENING. AS I WATCHED LADY & THE TRAMP ON THEIR FIRST DATE DEVOURING SPAGBOL, I ATE FRIED CHICKEN AND GOT CHILDHOOD HAPPY GOOSEBUMPS.

Saturday, 14 February 2015

THROWING SHADE

IT WAS A DOUBLE DIP TONIGHT, CELEBRATED MY GIRL'S B-DAY AND ACCEPTED V-DAY WITH OPEN ARMS. IN HONOR OF BOTH, WE SAT INTENTLY THROUGH ALL FIFTY SHADES OF CHRISTIAN GREY. AS ODD AS IT FELT WATCHING SOFT PORN IN A PACKED CINEMA FULL OF STRANGERS THIS WAS BETTER THAN THE BOOK AND QUITE TASTEFULLY 'TIED' TOGETHER.  

Friday, 13 February 2015

YEEZY SEASON

“I WANT PEOPLE TO FEEL LIKE IT’S OK TO CREATE AND FOLLOW THEIR DREAMS ARE AND NOT FEEL BOXED IN – I WANT PEOPLE TO FEEL THAT AWESOME IS POSSIBLE. THERE’S A LACK OF CREATIVITY IN EVERY FIELD BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE AFRAID. AS AN ARTIST IN THIS ROOM, WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT.”

Wednesday, 11 February 2015

FYI

THERE'S A HUB IN THE HOUSE AND WE'VE GOT SIGNAL. THANK YOU BT, HERE'S TO INFINITY AND BEYOND.

Tuesday, 10 February 2015

ZEN

STILL NO INTERNET. I'VE HAD TO PRACTICE THE ART OF IMMENSE PATIENCE AND MIX IT UP WITH A WHOLE HEAP OF THAT JAPANESE POSITIVITY AND STATE OF CALM. TOMORROW I START A LONG AND HOPEFULLY HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH A NEW ISP. THE 'NOW YOU SEE ME/NOW YOU DON'T' GAMES MAY FINALLY BE OVER.

WORKING TO THE BONE

CAN'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I LEFT WORK ON TIME. OVERTIME HAS BECOME COMMON PRACTICE LATELY. I ALWAYS SAID I WAS RIDE OR 'DIE' CHICK.



STAGE PRESENCE

KANYE WEST KEPT US ON OUR TOES AGAIN AT THE GRAMMY AWARDS THIS YEAR. IN TRUE ODE TO BEYONCÉ, HE WAS FEELIN' HIMSELF.

MIUCCIA ON KIM

THE LATEST KIM KARDASHIAN PRADA SPREAD IN LOVE MAGAZINE GIVES A LITERAL INVITE TO THE EXPRESSION 'COME-FUCK-ME HEELS'.


Thursday, 5 February 2015

TAKEN

#CURRENTMOOD 

ISP

THE REASON I'VE BEEN MIA IS ALL DOWN TO MY NON-SERVICE-PROVIDING ISP. YES THEY BETTER BE SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE CAUSED. I FOLLOWED UP THIS TWITTER RANT WITH A 3-PAGE LETTER AND IT INCLUDED NO LOVE.

COUPLE CRUSH

VALENTINE'S DAY IS FAST APPROACHING AND I WANT A JOHN LEGEND CHRISSY TEIGEN THING GOING ON. 


RIHANNA x i-D

"SHE REALLY IS ONE OF THE MOST CREATIVE, TALENTED AND INSPIRING WOMEN I'VE EVER HAD THE PLEASURE OF WORKING WITH, THE ENERGY AND ENTHUSIASM SHE BRINGS IS INTENSE. SHE'S THE ULTIMATE ICON OF OUR TIME."

ELEVENSES

THANKS TO LATINA ACTRESS ROSELYN SÁNCHEZ, NOT SURE IF I'LL EVER LOOK AT MY MID-MORNING BANANA IN THE SAME WAY AGAIN.



RING A DING DING

IF YOU DON'T LIKE HIM PULLING YOUR HAIR TELL HIM TO PUT A RING ON IT INSTEAD.

Sunday, 1 February 2015

TRASH

MIX A SPRINKLING OF SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE AND A COUPLE SPOON FULLS OF CITY OF GOD AND YOU HAVE YOURSELF AN AUDACIOUS MOVIE THAT WAS FAR FROM A HEAP OF STINKY TRASH. 


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