Tuesday, 8 August 2017

I KNOW YOU WANNA SEE ME NAKED

RIHANNA WAS A BEAUTIFUL BAJAN BIRD OF PARADISE AT THIS YEARS CROP OVER AND CHRIS BROWN WANTS TO DO IT OVER *EYES EMOJI*

TASTE FILM

ON SATURDAY EVENING I PUT ON MY GOOD JEANS, GRABBED MY LV AND UBERED MY ASS TO A SEX & THE CITY MOVIE SCREENING. IT WAS SERVED UP WITH A 5* FOUR COURSE MEAL AND CARRIE WORTHY COCKTAILS COURTESY OF TASTE FILM. IF YOU KNOW ME, YOU KNOW I'M VERY OBSESSED WITH THE GIRLS SO THIS TICKED ALL MY BOXES. THE MENU WAS CLEVERLY CATERED TO SCENES IN THE FILM WHERE DISHES AND DRINKS ARRIVED ON CUE. AS SAMANTHA WOULD SAY, IT WAS 'FABULOUS'. 

Sunday, 6 August 2017

MI SOON COME

DONNING THE T-SHIRT FOR JAMAICAN INDEPENDENCE DAY. STILL VERY HIGH ON MY WISH LIST OF PLACES TO STAMP IN MY PASSPORT.

Sunday, 30 July 2017

OLD SCHOOL SUNDAYS

THEY SAY 'IF THE LOVE DOESN'T FEEL LIKE 90s R&B I DON'T WANT IT'. I TUNE INTO DJ TREVOR NELSON ON BBC 1XTRA EVERY SUNDAY WHERE HE BRINGS THIS STATEMENT TO LIFE. HIS PLAYLIST NEVER FAILS TO STIR ME UP.

LOYALTY

I SAID I'M GEEKED AND I'M FIRED UP. ALL I WANT TONIGHT IS JUST TO GET HIGH UP. GIRL YOU LOOK SO GOOD IT'S TO DIE FOR. OOH THAT PUSSY GOOD IT'S TO DIE FOR.

GIRLS TRIP

I WENT TO SEE THIS FLICK FRIDAY NIGHT WITH MY GIRL NO LESS. IT WAS A FILTHY, FRIENDLY, LAUGH A MINUTE STORY WITH PLENTY OF (NON CORNY) ESSENCE AT THE FEST. 

Saturday, 22 July 2017

NEELAM GILL x STYLIST

"AS A MODEL, YOU NOT ONLY HAVE TO BE SELLING CLOTHES, YOU HAVE TO BE A PERSON THAT PEOPLE ENJOY BEING AROUND AND SOMETIMES THAT’S REALLY EXHAUSTING, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU’RE GOING THROUGH SHIT IN YOUR PERSONAL LIFE. ESPECIALLY WITH ME, I CAN’T BE FAKE - IT’S REALLY HARD."

Sunday, 16 July 2017

FLOWER POWER

MY DAD GROWS THE MOST FRAGRANT ROSES IN THE GARDEN AND WHENEVER HE VISITS HE BRINGS ME A SINGLE STEM. IT ALWAYS LIFTS MY MOOD AND FILLS THE ROOM WITH HOPE.

STEP IN THE NAME OF LOVE

ON TUESDAY I ATTENDED A SPECIAL OCCASION AT LONDON'S EXCEL AND CELEBRATING A DIAMOND JUBILEE WITHIN MY RELIGION. MOST GUESTS DONNED A TRADITIONAL INDIAN OUTFIT BUT I FOLLOWED THE ORANGE BRICK ROAD AND WORE JACQUARD-WEAVE COCKTAIL DRESS BY H&M. I MAY NOT HAVE FOUND MY PROM KING, BUT I FELT LIKE A PROM QUEEN THAT EVENING.

ALL EYEZ ON ME

HAD A FAMILY CINEMA DATE LAST WEEKEND AND SAW THE NEW 2PAC FLICK. I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS AS BAD AS THE REVIEWS MADE OUT. THE SOUNDTRACK OBVIOUSLY OVERSHADOWED THE WAY THE STORY WAS TOLD, WE COULD NOT KEEP STILL IN OUR WESTSIDE SEATS AND LEFT WISHING HE WAS STILL LIVING HIS (THUG) LIFE.

LE WEEKEND

THAT FACE YOU MAKE WHEN YOU'RE.

HELLO WORLD

NOTHING LESS THAN A MAJESTIC FLORAL WELCOME TO RUMI & SIR CARTER.

Sunday, 9 July 2017

FIELDS OF GOLD

EVERYONE HAS AN INNER BEYONCÉ. MINE WAS UNLEASHED ON FRIDAY NIGHT WHEN I WORE MY ROBERTO CAVALLI MINI DUPE. HOLD UP, THEY DON'T LOVE YOU LIKE I LOVE YOU.

Wednesday, 5 July 2017

NATIONAL BIKINI DAY

TODAY IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE INVENTION OF THE BIKINI IN 1946 BY A PARISIAN FASHION DESIGNER, LOUIS REARD. WEAR ONE, MELONS OR NOT.

Tuesday, 4 July 2017

SHOTGUN

HAPPY 4TH, HOPE IT'S ALL FUN AND 'GAMES'.

Sunday, 2 July 2017

ME U & HENNESSY

THIS AD FEATURING 2PAC & MELYSSA FORD KINDA SUMS UP MY WEEKEND *SMIRK* THAT DRINK HAD ME FEELING RIGHT.

DIDDY x ES MAGAZINE

"I UNWIND BY JUST TAKING SOME TIME OFF…TRAVELLING AROUND THE WORLD, EATING SOME GOOD FOOD - JUST DISCONNECTING FOR A MINUTE. BECAUSE RIGHT NOW IN THIS AGE EVERYTHING IS SO OVERWHELMING. IT WON’T JUST TAKE YOUR BRAIN IT WILL TAKE YOUR SOUL. AND I WON’T PERMIT IT TO TAKE MY SOUL."

STRAPPED IN

FRIDAY NIGHT I CAME OVER ALL RIHANNA AND WORE MY NEWNEW DIOR STRAPPY HEELS TO A PARTY IN THE DIRTY SOUTH. THE ONLY WAY TO ROCK THESE BARELY THERE BONDAGE HEELS WAS WITH A FRENCH MANI AND A TOE RING.

Sunday, 25 June 2017

GOAT

8 YEARS TODAY SINCE WE LOST MJ, THE MAN WHO'S MUSIC WILL PULL YOU OUT YOUR BLUES. 

عيد مبارك

RAISING A DELICIOUS GLASS OF MINT TEA TO ALL THOSE CELEBRATING EID TODAY.

WILD THOUGHTS

WE THE BEST MUSIC SOUGHT OUT SANTANA AND DROPPED ANOTHER ONE.

501

LEVIS 501 SHORTS FOR A FIVER. BARGAIN OF THE DAY, BOOTY OF THE DAY.

BELLA HADID x NIKE CORTEZ

"THE CORTEZ IS AMAZING ON ITS OWN, BUT TO BE ABLE TO PUT IT WITH ANY OUTFIT IS SO COOL. YOU CAN MIX AND MATCH IT WITH A BLACK DRESS OR LEVIS OR SWEATPANTS - WHATEVER YOU WANT. I PROBABLY HAVE FIFTY PAIRS OF SNEAKERS. I NEED TO START DONATING THEM, I FEEL BAD HAVING THAT MANY."

HOKUSAI

FINALLY MADE IT DOWN TO THE BRITISH MUSEUM LAST SATURDAY AND RODE THE GREAT WAVE BY HOKUSAI. THE MASTERPIECE WAS WAAAY SMALLER THAN I EXPECTED IN REALITY BUT THIS OFFERING FROM JAPAN'S MOST FAMOUS AND INFLUENTIAL ARTIST WAS BY NO MEANS ANY LESS ENTRANCING.

Tuesday, 20 June 2017

RIP PRODIGY

HEY LUV I WANNA HOLD YOU AND TALK TO YOU, PUT MY ARM AROUND YOUR SHOULDER AND WALK WITCHU.

Sunday, 11 June 2017

PEACHES & SCREAM

I'M A LITTLE OBSESSED WITH THE ITV2 SHOW LOVE ISLAND AND HAVE BEEN TUNING IN RELIGIOUSLY SINCE IT STARTED LAST WEEK. I COULDN'T BELIEVE MY EYES WHEN ON THURSDAY I GOT AN INSTA DOUBLE TAP FROM #TEAMKEM MY MOST DROOL WORTHY CONTESTANT. IT SEEMS ESSEX LAD KEM CETINAY WOULD APPROVE OF THE HOUSE OF CB 'CALLIAH' BANDAGE DRESS. EVERYTHING WAS PEACHY AFTER THAT.

FEMINIST POST?

AMBER AIN'T BEATING AROUND THE (ROSE) BUSH.

KAN-YAY

HARDER, BETTER, FASTER, STRONGER. KANYE WEST IS 40.

HAILEY BALDWIN x MAXIM

"CELEBRITY RELATIONSHIPS ARE DEFINITELY EASIER, YOU'RE NEVER WORRIED WHETHER THEY’RE ONLY HANGING OUT WITH YOU BECAUSE THEY WANT TO GET ATTENTION OR BE SEEN? IT CAN BE WEIRD FOR SOMEBODY WHO'S NEVER BEEN IN THIS WORLD BEFORE TO BE SUCKED INTO IT. DATING IS WEIRD, BUT IT'S SO FUN."

Monday, 29 May 2017

BLACK AS NIGHT

I'VE BEEN USING CHARCOAL IN MORE WAYS THAN JUST WITH MY SHISHA LATELY. I'M SURE YOU'VE NOTICED IT'S RECENT BEASTLY PRESENCE IN THE BEAUTY WORLD - KNOWN TO DRAW OUT BACTERIA, POISONS, CHEMICALS AND DIRT, IT HELPS TO ACHIEVE PURIFIED HAIR, A HEALTHIER SCALP AND A FLAWLESS 'I WOKE UP LIKE THIS' COMPLEXION. CHECK OUT MY COAL CRITTERS JUST IN TIME FOR BBQ SEASON, BURN BABY BURN.

Sunday, 28 May 2017

KEEP ON PUSHING

A FEW WORDS OF MOTIVATION FOR THOSE UNDERTAKING RAMADAN THIS MONTH AND FOR THOSE FACING ANY OF LIFE'S LITTLE CHALLENGES.

SUPREME x MICHAEL JACKSON

"MICHAEL JACKSON PASSED AWAY ON JUNE 25TH, 2009 BUT TO THIS DAY IS CONSIDERED THE GREATEST ENTERTAINER OF ALL TIME."

Sunday, 21 May 2017

BLAZING SQUAD

BEEN SEEING A WHOLE LOTTA FIRE ON SOCIAL MEDIA LATELY AND DECIDED TO INCORPORATE SOME FLAMES INTO A LIL UPGRADE ON MY LOGO. IT'LL BE MY 7 YEAR BLOG ANNIVERSARY THIS WEEK, THANKS FOR KEEP YOUR LIGHTERS UP.

I LIKE IT LIKE THAT

INJECT SOME PERSONALITY INTO YOUR CRIB. MEET MY NEW 'DIRTY' DOORMAT. 

LOVE LESSONS

ADORE THIS JOE BUDDEN AND CYN SANTANA CUDDLE/CARRY/CRAZY IN LOVE PHOTO. HOLD EACH OTHER DOWN BUT LIFT ONE ANOTHER UP.

I SMELL YOU

I'M A SUCKER FOR A SWEET SMELL AND HAVE BECOME OBSESSED WITH HEM INCENSE. THESE ARE AN AFTER COOKING SAVIOUR, EVERYDAY MOOD LIFTER OR A GO TO FOR SETTING THAT SEXY SCENE. IT MAKES SENSE.

Sunday, 14 May 2017

JUDGEMENT DAY

WHAT THE FUCK EVER.

UNDERWEAR GOALS

WE J'ADORE DIOR EVEN MORE SO WHEN JHENE AIKO WEARS IT. ONE TIME FOR THE ITTY BITTY TITTY COMMITTEE.

Sunday, 7 May 2017

GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST

I PAIRED MY BANDEAU WITH A PINSTRIPE BLAZER TO WORK THEN SWIFTLY WHIPPED IT OFF FOR A SELFLESS SELFIE WHEN I GOT HOME FROM WALKING IN THE RAIN. THESE LADIES ARE ON THE BAND-WAGON TOO.

NAOMI CAMPBELL x ES MAGAZINE

"PEOPLE ALWAYS SAY, ‘OH MY GOD, YOU DON’T LOOK YOUR AGE’, AND THEY LOOK AT MY MUM, AND MY MUM’S GOT GOOD GENES, SO…"

BAD GALA RIRI

WE ALL KNOW WHO OWNED/STOLE/SLAYED THE MET GALA SHOW THIS YEAR.

Monday, 1 May 2017

UNFORGETTABLE

WHEN THEY FILM YOUR SONG OF THE MOMENT IN YOUR HOMELAND UGANDA. MONTANA, YOU MADE ME PROUD.

TEAM JOSHUA

I WAS INVITED TO A 'FIGHT NIGHT' GATHERING ON SATURDAY IN A BEAUTIFUL RIVERSIDE APARTMENT IN DOCKLANDS. WITH SHISHA, DISARONNO AND A ROOM FULL OF ANTICIPATION, THE SCENE WAS SET FOR ANTHONY JOSHUA TO KNOCK OUT WLADIMIR KLITSCHKO. I LOVED WATCHING EVERY ROUND OF FIST PUMPING, MUSCLE FLEXING, TONGUE WAGGING ACTION UNFOLD. 

FUR REAL THO

EVERY SO OFTEN I CHECK IN WITH TK MAXX AND SCOPE OUT THEIR BAG N SHOE OFFERING. THIS TIME I SLID MY TOOTSIES INTO SOME BABY PINK FLUFFY MULES BY TRUFFLE COLLECTION. I SUNG THE SESAME STREET THEME TUNE ALL THE WAY TO THE TILL POINT.

DESERT VALLEY

THIS YEAR'S ROUND UP OF MY FAVOURITE FLESH OUT, EARTH TONED, JEWEL ENCRUSTED COACHELLA VALLEY GIRLS. 

Friday, 21 April 2017

MUSICOLOGY

THE OTHER NIGHT I WATCHED A DOCUMENTARY ON THE MUSICAL GENIUS THAT WAS PRINCE IN ALL HIS 'PURPLE REIGNING' GLORY. CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S BEEN A YEAR ALREADY. HERE'S TO AN AMBITIOUS SOUL WHO ALWAYS HAD HIS EYE ON THE BALL.

Thursday, 20 April 2017

REEFER ROOM

OH THE IRONY.

Sunday, 16 April 2017

PLAY IT BY EAR

HAPPY EASTER TO ALL MY RAMPANT READERS.

KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN x ES MAGAZINE

"I NEVER CONSIDERED MYSELF FAT, BUT WHEN I USED TO SHOP WITH MY SISTERS I WAS ALWAYS REALLY SHAMED AND SHUNNED BY SALES ASSISTANTS. I WAS ALWAYS SO EMBARRASSED. CELEBRITY STYLISTS WOULD REFUSE TO WORK WITH ME, THEY SAID THEY DIDN’T DRESS PEOPLE MY SIZE. IT’S SHOCKING, BUT ONCE I LOST WEIGHT, THE SAME PEOPLE WOULD REACH OUT AND BE LIKE, WE WOULD LOVE TO STYLE YOU. I WAS LIKE, SCREW YOU."

COP OF THE WEEK

I'VE MISSED OUT ON PAST RELEASES BUT THIS TIME I MADE DAMN WELL SURE THAT THE AIR MAX 97 SILVER BULLET WOULD FALL RIGHT INTO MY LAP. S/O TO MY PLUG WHO HELD ME PAIR. TEAM WORK MAKES THE DREAM WORK. 

Tuesday, 11 April 2017

FUTURE x BILLBOARD

"IF I’M THE BIGGEST ARTIST IN THE WORLD, COOL, BUT I WANT TO JUST BE ME, I WANT MY MONEY TO BE DIFFERENT. I’M NOT TRYING TO HAVE RAPPER MONEY. MY GOAL IS TO BE ABLE TO GET EVERYTHING FROM THE WORLD THAT I CAN GET."

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