Sunday, 26 November 2017

NUTHIN' BUT A 𝐆 THANG

CULT NY BEAUTY BRAND GLOSSIER LAID ON A PRETTY PINK POP-UP IN LONDON LAST WEEK. I ENTERED THE ROSE SCENTED SPACE AND INSTANTLY DELVED FACE FIRST INTO THE ARRAY OF PRODUCTS I'D PREVIOUSLY ONLY EVER SEEN IN CYBER WORLD. I NOW FULLY UNDERSTAND THE HYPE BEHIND THEIR BESTSELLER BOY BROWN WHICH IMMACULATELY FRAMED BY BIG BROWNS, CLOSELY FOLLOWED BY THEIR GLASSY LIP GLOSS WHICH LEFT ME WITH A SEDUCTIVE SMACKER (BOTH WERE COPPED WITHOUT A SECOND THOUGHT). SKIN FIRST, MAKEUP SECOND, SMILE ALWAYS - IT'S A MANTRA WE SHOULD ALL SINCERELY SWEAR BY.

THIS AIN'T NO FAKE LOVE

I USED MY LUNCH BREAK LIKE A WISE OWL AND CHECKED OUT THE BUZZ ON OPENING DAY AT OVO LONDON LAST WEEK. I'VE VISITED THE TORONTO STORE SO IT'S A REAL TREAT FOR DRAKE TO BLESS US WITH OUR 'VERY OWN' LOCAL SPOT IN SOHO. THE ACTUAL QUEUE WAS SOME STREETS AWAY AND ONE WHICH I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO JOIN ON THIS OCCASION, WOES. BRB PAPI.   

CARDI B x NEW YORK MAGAZINE

"I HATE THAT PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO MAKE EXCUSES AS TO WHY ‘BODAK YELLOW’ WENT NO. 1. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE EVERY TIME YOU HEAR IT, YOUR PUSSY POPS. YOUR DICK, IT GET UP. STOP TRYING TO DISCREDIT IT."

Sunday, 12 November 2017

AND BREATH

STEVE JOBS ONCE SAID, 'SOMETIMES LIFE HITS YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A BRICK. DON'T LOSE FAITH'. JUGGLING A FEW UNCERTAINTIES, THIS RINGS TRUE FOR ME RIGHT NOW. WE WILL PREVAIL.

SMOKE SOME DRINK SOME

GENERAL THEME OF MY WEEKEND CONSISTED OF CARRIE ANTICS BELOW OH AND A LARGE HELPING OF FRIDAY NIGHT FISH N CHIPS, EXTRA VINEGAR.

NASTY GALS DO IT BETTER

THE SOPHIA AMORUSO EMPIRE HAS FINALLY LANDED IN LONDON AND SO I VISITED THE NASTY GAL POP UP STORE LAST WEEK. TYPICAL ME FELL FOR THE FETISH ANKLE BOOTIES FOLLOWED BY A 'GIRL BOSS' POSE IN THEIR MAKESHIFT CARPETED STUDIO. I WAS SNUG AS A BUG IN A RETAIL HAVEN RUG.

Sunday, 5 November 2017

HIP HOP HONORS

QUEEN BEY GOT IT ABSOLUTELY SPOT ON AS 'THE ORIGINAL QUEEN BEE' IN HER RECENT INSTAGRAM HOMAGE. SLAYING DOUBLE C'S IN HER HAIR, DOUBLE D'S ON HER CHEST AND A DOUBLE THUMBS UP FROM ME.

JENNIFER LOPEZ x VANITY FAIR

"YOU HAVE TO IMAGINE YOUR LIFE, AND WHAT YOU WANT TO BE IN IT, AND I IMAGINED WE WOULD BE VERY HAPPY HERE NO MATTER WHAT."

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